999. The Wild West meme

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Death the Kid // Soul Eater // Gunslinger

[ocd_reaper]

((OOC: Oh God, muse was made for this one.))

/sneaks in here. Bounty Hunter

[hope_burnsbrite]

[After such a long and tiring week, Saint Walker is glad to have some down time. He had finally caught his man (a fiendish devil out to hurt innocents for sport) and turned him in to the proper authorities not thirty minutes before sitting against this building.]

[He would go into the saloon and mingle, but the people here were... a bit... lacking, he supposes that he should say, in the open minded department... and the peaceful protest department. Besides, he had sworn against this alcohol human beverage thing long ago.]

[So, he sits out in the sun for a little while, considering on when to pack and move to the next town...]

Saint Walker, Texas Ranger!

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid is drinking from a canteen not too far away. He's very young, only a teenager, yet is incredibly pale. Very much so for someone who's out in the sun so much.]

[He glances over at Saint Walker and nods.]

Chuck Norris Walker can win at Connect Four in three moves.

[hope_burnsbrite]

[... Saint Walker simply blinks at the young man. He does not look well and... almost looks as out of place as he is.]

Brother. Do you feel alright? You're complexion is pale for this climate.

Saint Walker has counted to infinity. Twice.

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid looks over at Saint Walker, mildly interested.]

I'm fine, thank you. And yourself?

Saint Walker can light a fire by snapping his fingers.

[hope_burnsbrite]

[Oh, well, never mind, then.] Ah, then excuse my intrusion.

I am well, thank you.

A Dementor's boggart becomes Saint Walker.

[ocd_reaper]

It's fine. [He looks over the bounty hunter.] You're definitely not from around here.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Saint Walker.

[hope_burnsbrite]

No, I am not. And I would assume the same of you, as well, brother.

I am Saint Walker.

Saint Walker is a hunter but Saint Walker does not hunt. Hunting has the possibility of failure.

[ocd_reaper]

Not from here specifically, but this is the general area I'm from.

My name is "Death the Kid" though most people just call me "Kid".

[Should ring a bell, Saint Walker. There were rumors about a kid with twin pistols. Some were good while others were bad.]

Saint Walker can hear lightning and see thunder.

[hope_burnsbrite]

[In fact, he did recognize that.]

Oh, I believe I have heard of your name before, brother. Death the Kid is an infamous name in many towns.

[And he's been around enough to tell you.]

Saint Walker's tears could cure cancer, but Saint Walker has never cried.

[ocd_reaper]

[Kid rolls his shoulders in a shrug.]

Not all of it good things, I imagine. Though I haven't heard of a "Saint Walker" before. [He looks over the alien.] Forgive me for saying it, but you look a bit strange for a holy man.

Saint Walker can text with a walkie talkie and without the batteries.

[hope_burnsbrite]

[Well... okay. Not a lot of "good" things, but you aren't Wanted as far as he knows so he doesn't hold anything against you.]

[He chuckles.] It is quite alright. As you can plainly see, I am not from here, but despite that, my faith is strong.

Saint Walker knows how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

[ocd_reaper]

((OOC: For the record, it's in the neighborhood of 436 licks. >_> I was bored of a crappy movie at school that day, okay?))

[Kid's reputation is largely made by the people whose rears he kicks. Little wonder it's not all good.]

I see. [He gives a small smile.] So what brings you to these parts?

Saint Walker can walk the Penrose Stairs.

[hope_burnsbrite]

((ooc: I got to about 500 licks before, so that sounds legit. XD))

Work for the most part, brother. And I do enjoy travelling.

What of you?

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Saint Walker.

[ocd_reaper]

A little bit of both. I'm passing through on my way to a mission from my father.

[A reaper's work is never done.]

Saint Walker only speaks in capitol letters.

[hope_burnsbrite]

A family business?

[He didn't care to talk about occupation, really, because he didn't care to get a famous name for himself, but, who knows, he may already have one.]