Tea Meme!

[yetanothermeme]

Okay, so there's like a million billion sexy time memes. So let's not be sexy. Sexy is good but sometimes it's fun to have fluff and humor.

We need some motherfucking tea here up in this bitch.

Rules
1) Decide you are the drinker or server before you post.

2) Name, Fandom, Preferences, and if you're drinking or servering.

4) Go tag. Go to random. Do we really need a link to the thing by now? Oh? Fine.

• If you tag a drinker, you are serving them tea and the roll is for them.
• If you tag a server, you're a drinker and that roll is for you.

5) Be hideous.
(based after meme by ignixferroque)

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.
2. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.
3. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.
4. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
5. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!
6. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
7. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
8. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
9. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
10. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
11. Chamomille tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.'
12. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU SHOUT?
13. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
14. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
15. Black tea: Causes blindness.