Dean Winchester | Supernatural | That Brothel Scene 2: Electric Bugaloohunting_tripMay 29 2012, 03:46:50 UTC
Okay, seriously? That had to be the funniest goddamn thing he's ever scene. One virginal angel of the lord getting them thrown out of a brothel? Not exactly how he ever would have expected to spend his night, not that he was complaining. He hadn't laughed that hard in years, seriously, and he really did like hanging out with Cas without the threat of death.
Immediate death, anyway, because Cas was... probably gonna die tomorrow. Raphael was a big son of a bitch. Shit. He didn't really want Cas to go. He- well, hell, he was a friend, wasn't he? Weirdly.
And he was going to die, you know... untouched. Seriously, if that wasn't the damnedest shame. When Dean knew his number was up- granted, it was a bit of a higher number than tomorrow- but getting all the action that he could was the only thing that really made it all seem worthwhile. That, and Sam's continued existence, of course, but connecting with people like that helped. And Cas was gonna die without that connection. He was going to die for humanity, without experiencing the most intimate aspect of humanity known to... well... humans.
Yeah, Bert and Ernie were gay, and Cas was not going to die a virgin.
Though, if he tried to bring up any of Dean's daddy issues, he might just get an 'accidental' elbow to the face.
Though, yeah, that sort of depended on whether or not Cas wanted it, you know, with him- a dude. He full-on rebelled from heaven, but was sex with a dude crossing the Morals Line? Best to approach this sensitively, and with graceful tact and understanding.
"Alright, so, here's the plan." A beat. "Take off your clothes."
Immediate death, anyway, because Cas was... probably gonna die tomorrow. Raphael was a big son of a bitch. Shit. He didn't really want Cas to go. He- well, hell, he was a friend, wasn't he? Weirdly.
And he was going to die, you know... untouched. Seriously, if that wasn't the damnedest shame. When Dean knew his number was up- granted, it was a bit of a higher number than tomorrow- but getting all the action that he could was the only thing that really made it all seem worthwhile. That, and Sam's continued existence, of course, but connecting with people like that helped. And Cas was gonna die without that connection. He was going to die for humanity, without experiencing the most intimate aspect of humanity known to... well... humans.
Yeah, Bert and Ernie were gay, and Cas was not going to die a virgin.
Though, if he tried to bring up any of Dean's daddy issues, he might just get an 'accidental' elbow to the face.
Though, yeah, that sort of depended on whether or not Cas wanted it, you know, with him- a dude. He full-on rebelled from heaven, but was sex with a dude crossing the Morals Line? Best to approach this sensitively, and with graceful tact and understanding.
"Alright, so, here's the plan." A beat. "Take off your clothes."
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