986. Rabbit Done Died Meme

[callmeric]

The Rabbit Done Died"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test

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Sigyn | Norse myth/MCU | OTA

[victorybound]

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[frodleikr]

[ So there is a whole lot of quiet right now. ]

...is it bad that she's going: "Oh, well, at least it isn't a horse?"

[victorybound]

[Well, if it helps she's only the tiniest bit bewildered about the situation herself.

Not how it came to be, of course - she can more or less figure that one out - but so far things have been almost...well, normal.]

You're staring, my lord.

Sleipnir is badass, okay.

[frodleikr]

Are you... Well?

[ Well excuse him, he has a tendency of making horrible children in horrible ways. Well, actually, he liked his children and he liked how they were made but you get the point. ]

He is, he is. He was also, no doubt, murder to carry.

[victorybound]

As well as can be expected. [Which is to say, not bad at all really, beyond the morning sickness but even that has all but disappeared by now.]

And the child is healthy. Boisterous. Eager to see this world of ours.

Yes indeed

[frodleikr]

[ Yeah, well. He has experienced this PLENTY OF TIMES, SO ENJOY IT. IT'S FUN. Minor entertained bitterness aside, Loki slides a bit closer to her side. He doesn't want to actually look like he is concerned because that would be so untrue to him, what, God of Evil and all that. ]

Are they - ?

So she'll just have a bunch of adorable and vicious smurf children instead.

[victorybound]

Are they what? [It's difficult to guess what you're thinking at the best of times, Loki dear, without the child eating up the greater portion of her own magic as well.]

ALWAYS WITH THE SMURF JOKES /SOB

[frodleikr]

Well do they have eight legs or something. [ Although granted, he was a mare at that time. However with Angrbroda it just happened to be a wolf. ]

It could be worse. It could be Avatar jokes.

[victorybound]

Just the two, I believe.

Unless, of course, I've been horribly mislead in which case I may have to have words with someone later. [The shouting would likely be heard all the way to Niflheimr.]

Went to premeir dressed as 616 Laufey. Got Avatar comments. Stared at them. Fucking really, guys?

[frodleikr]

Well that's good then. [ Doesn't save the awkwardness. He might somewhat care of her? Which makes this whole ordeal entirely different. ]

People are weird. That is all.

[victorybound]

[Loki at a loss for words, who'd have thought she'd ever live to see the day. She would mark it on her calendar if she were the sort to do that sort of thing. Which, luckily, she isn't.]

All will be well.

No kidding.

[frodleikr]

[ What if he is just cultivating his words for a wiser time? He just stares for a moment and then turns. Well, there is work to be done. ]

Let me know if you need something, then.

Seriously, how is it that these two never seem to leave on entirely good terms.

[victorybound]

You will visit when he is born?

[This is the first time she has acknowledged that the child is a son, though she has always know, in her heart of hearts, that it would be so.]

He will want to know you. [She pleads not for her own sake but for the child. Their child. Regardless of what he does it will always be so.]