[Drunk is actually a Stark's most natural state. That doesn't mean he can conduct himself properly while drunk, however, and he has to lean against the wall before he falls over.]
You...are obnoxious. Evil. Scummy-- You're narcistic. And full of yourself. And sure, you might be a good lover but you don't get repeat business!
[Um. Evidently, Tony's not really talking to you at all Loki. He's started in on himself. Probably.]
Re: 4. Mwaha!just_a_relicMay 24 2012, 02:23:14 UTC
Loki's not paying attention to you, infact he doesn't even know you're five inches away from him. For all he knows, he could be just about anywhere- any number of planets in the nine realms, though of course... There is no other plane of existance that is more alluring than earth right now. The god is laying flat on his back upon the carpeted floor, apparently the state of the ceiling is far more interesting than anything else that would ever need his attention. Really, he doesn't even know how he managed to get this drunk. Ah, yes, stark had challenged him and well... The god of mischief never could turn down a good challenge.
Conveniently, loki sideglances at tony as the human speaks. "what ever are you going on about?"
Tony snickers, a sort of sick sound that comes from his toes, and rolls more fully into the room. The last time he was this wasted, he shot up the place at his birthday party.
This isn't a party, though, and Loki isn't a co-ed house guest with big breasts and very clothes.
He blinks down at Loki and topples down some five feet away from him, just so he doesn't throw up by looking down. "I've no... I've no idea. Me. Probably me. Best topic in the world."
How do you humans willingly allow your minds to lose any intelligence? Idiotic. Or at least that's what he would have said if the room wasn't spinning so damn much. Infact, he pressed his fingers to his temples to relieve himself of the lightheadedness. "do you not have a home remedy to get rid of our drunked state? Do something to make this place stop spinning. ANYTHING, I BEG OF YOU."
Oh. Begging. Tony laughs and rolls onto his back. His eyes close, and that makes the room spin even faster. He likes fast. He likes dangerous. He likes it when super villains beg him for things. "What will you give me?"
The god would have jerked his head in the others direction, but that would just make his head whirl to the extremes, so loki settled for glaring at the ceiling instead. "anthony, i know you're not deaf so i know you heard me when i said; anything." you want to be his right hand man? Done. You want to have unlimited amount of power? Done. ANYTHING.
"I want an IOU." As a genius, and a functioning alcoholic, Tony can manage to right himself easily. He puts a hand over Loki's eyes and with the other, lightly strokes his chest up and down.
"hey, if this is about throwing you out the window, nearly killing you..." but he could hardly finish what he was going to say because immediately, he was ambushed by the billionaire. Pursing his lips, slightly, loki says in the silence, with his eyes still covered, "this.. Wasn't what i had in mind, but it'll have to do i suppose." letting out a light sigh now because even if he was clothed... Tony touching him was a nice feeling...
"It it was about me being thrown out of the window, I'd have a knife." Hard to do that with the so called treaty or pact or whatever Thor called it between the Avengers and Loki now. Christ, he hates it, but what can he do? Torment Loki all he can? And get tormented back it seems.
His lips curl up into a smile- so this was how the other thought he could manage to kill him. Such a silly man stark was. If that green beast was any indication, loki could get beaten up, but he can't get killed as easily as a human. why? because he is a GOD. So all loki does is laugh lightly. But then again... The alcohol he consumed from earlier, has other plans. " you think you could kill me? How sweet~" pausing for but a moment, the raven haired god asks the inevitable question. " what, then, are you going to do to me?~"
"Probably cry like a baby and beg you to stop and leave us in peace." No, he's joking. Laughter doesn't help when your head is spinning. "Just shut up for two minutes, Loki."
Oh god, i just had the most amusing picture of them both crying. WANT A BREAKDOWN!LOKI ?just_a_relicMay 24 2012, 15:09:31 UTC
Loki peeks from under the playboy's hand. "i would love to see that." Would he really, though? Would this strong man truly cry? "well, if you wanted me to leave you should have just said so." no, he's not talking about his world domination, for he had interpreted tony's meaning differently. No, he had thought the other wanted him gone now. In this moment. Out of the billionaire's humble abode.
"You just...irk me," Bruce slurs, trying to glare over at the other man across from him. He's not even sure why he agreed to this drinking binge with Loki of all people, but at the moment, he really doesn't care.
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You...are obnoxious. Evil. Scummy-- You're narcistic. And full of yourself. And sure, you might be a good lover but you don't get repeat business!
[Um. Evidently, Tony's not really talking to you at all Loki. He's started in on himself. Probably.]
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The god is laying flat on his back upon the carpeted floor, apparently the state of the ceiling is far more interesting than anything else that would ever need his attention. Really, he doesn't even know how he managed to get this drunk. Ah, yes, stark had challenged him and well... The god of mischief never could turn down a good challenge.
Conveniently, loki sideglances at tony as the human speaks. "what ever are you going on about?"
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This isn't a party, though, and Loki isn't a co-ed house guest with big breasts and very clothes.
He blinks down at Loki and topples down some five feet away from him, just so he doesn't throw up by looking down. "I've no... I've no idea. Me. Probably me. Best topic in the world."
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