950 (!). the find a new ship meme

[mmorstan]

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[anonymous]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Well, I think appearances are important, so I always make a point of looking nice when I leave the house. I like attention, of course. I've lived in a small town all my life, and I've always wanted to go and travel, but every time I think I can leave, something comes along to change that. Which is fine, I guess, I love the people I have. Loyalty is most important to me, as is family. (And, I'm a pretty good cook!)
LOOKING FOR: Oh, a date, please. I like to flirt. But I wouldn't say 'no' to friends at all.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: To start, I'm a girl who likes guys. To be even more specific, I love bad boys, guys who just don't give a crap about what anyone else thinks. And guys who have a soft spot for their moms (or parental figure)? Yes, please. I have a bad habit of wanting what I can't have, though, so I will not say no to someone sweet. And as for friends, I am pretty open minded, so if you ever want to talk, holler at me.

[anonymous]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF: [Laughs] My mom calls me tall, dark and handsome, but moms are a little bit biased, I think. I'm a nice enough guy, laid back, pretty easy going. You'd have to be, with the job that I have. I like animals, Jeopardy, and keeping in shape. Oh, and coffee, too. Lots of coffee.
LOOKING FOR: Friends are always great. But I suppose I'm always on the lookout for my fairytale romance. No luck yet. I still have hope, though.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: I love a girl with a great sense of humor, because really, there's nothing better than having a good laugh. Intelligence is key, kindness, generosity, being able to joke just as much as being serious. Loving animals is a plus, since I have a dog. I probably wouldn't do well with someone who is a workaholic, since I love to spend time relaxing once I'm off for the day. I just wanna meet somebody and ... know. You know?

[anonymous]

You really think fairy-tale romance exists?

[anonymous]

I want to believe that it does.

[anonymous]

That's so sweet! What kind of dog do you have? I love dogs.

[anonymous]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF: I'm a kooky redhead with too-long limbs and a fondness for scarves. I like taking chances and jumping in with my eyes closed. I like to weave through big crowds feeling like I am a part of something. And I think I am. It's a big world we live in and while I want to see all of it, I'm too attached to my current home. I like smiling at dogs on their walks and listening to people have conversations in museums. I don't have my life figured out, but I'm definitely enjoying the ride.
LOOKING FOR: Dating and friends!
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: I like people who are challenging and a little mysterious. I guess that's because I'm usually open about everything. I admire intelligent, creative souls and someone who can talk for hours on end - or just let me talk and fill the silence. I like guys with scruff and girls with blonde hair and pretty eyes. And, fair warning - I like holding hands, too.

[anonymous]

Well, I'm pretty scruffy. Also creative and smart and certainly a mystery of sorts.

[anonymous]

Oh, you hit three marks! Well, I'm certainly game. What are your strengths creatively?

[anonymous]

Doomsday devices! *He giggles in a mildly unhinged way.* Kidding, kidding. But I do like fireworks and scary stuff.

You?

I can't believe my mun is makin' me do this. >_>

[anonymous]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF: I'm a female in my mid-20's that grew up in a mid-sized town. My life wasn't always easy, but really, whose is? I'm close to my family, but I don't depend on them for my livelihood. I can be anxious at times, which is when I usually cook and bake. School is a huge part of my life right now since I have dreams I want to fulfill, and I need an education for that. I like to hang out with my friends, and have fun and there are times when I cause trouble (nothing too horrible, though). I'm intelligent, and love to laugh and make jokes. And, I've seen things a lot of people haven't seen; things I really don't like to talk about.
LOOKING FOR: Friends are awesome. Dating is good too, but it has to be slow. I don't believe in happily ever after, and know things can be tough at times. Also, I don't believe in love at first sight.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: Someone that's patience, and doesn't push for instant self-gratification. They have to understand that at this point in my life school comes first.

[anonymous]

You had me at cooking and baking! Which might work because I am pretty good at calming nerves ... and eating food made out of anxiety?

[anonymous]

And how do you calm nerves?

[anonymous]

Usually I'm good at putting things into perspective. I don't get stressed often. Once people see that every obstacle can be tackled over time... I mean, that's just to start. In other cases, I just come in with a great distraction.

[anonymous]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Legs! I've still got legs! Good... arms, oooh, hands, fingers. Lots of fingers. Ears, eyes, nose, chin. Blimey. Hair -- I'm a girl! No! Nooooo. I'm not a girl. Oh... still not ginger!
LOOKING FOR: Just some mates, chums, buddy ole pals.
WHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A FRIEND/PARTNER: A good handle at the 'long-suffering', 'OH MY GOB HE'S SO AMAZINGLY BRILLIANT' shtick.

[anonymous]

...Why would you not have legs anymore?

[anonymous]

Oh well, it... tends to happen. Well, it can at least. Sometimes, they get lost in the translation, and you've just got these little nobs instead of legs and you've got to skirt around on a skateboard. [That's not a half bad idea, though.]

[anonymous]

I think if you're losing limbs you might want to make sure you're doing whatever it is you're doing correctly. [Pause] Are you teleporting places?