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Sam Evans (au) | Glee | Gay

[lormenari]

[silas_b0twin]

Ugggh, what the fuck?

[lormenari]

[Sam rolls over in bed, waking up slowly. His head is pounding and he doesn't even know where he is. He barely knows the guy next to him.] Go 'way.

[silas_b0twin]

"Is that anyway to talk to your husband?" He asked, showing the annoyed boy his left hand.

[lormenari]

He stares blearily for a moment. "We're not married. Go away. Did you pay me for last night already?"

[silas_b0twin]

Silas looked at the ring. Then he looked at Sam again. "Great," he said, "I'm married to an asshole."

[lormenari]

"We're not married. Stop saying that." He grunts as he sits up, rubbing his eyes. "I don't even know you."

[silas_b0twin]

"Look at your hand."

[lormenari]

He slowly looks at the ring on his hand. "This... doesn't mean anything. We're not married. I didn't marry a guy I don't even know, okay?"

[silas_b0twin]

"Well, we better get workin' on the divorce, then."

[lormenari]

"When did I even marry you?"

[silas_b0twin]

"I dunno. And lord knows why I married you, being such a ray of sunshine and all, but we seem to have the hardware to prove it."

[lormenari]

"I want a divorce. I don't date. Or marry."

[silas_b0twin]

"I was thinking an annulment, actually. Since you're obviously the worst."

[lormenari]

"I'm not the worst, okay? I'm awesome. I'm just not into this whole marriage thing. You wanna fuck, that's fine. Marriage? No fucking thanks."

[silas_b0twin]

"You're not being very awesome to me right now, dude."