Cockblock Meme

May 04, 2012 19:40


Ain't no one gettin' laid tonight!


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rated: nc17, smut, crack-humor

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Logan/Wolverine ||| X-Men ||| ladies only 45825243_t78_a May 4 2012, 17:43:56 UTC
((Would prefer awkward over extreme crack, but hey, we can see how things go.))

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Re: Logan/Wolverine ||| X-Men ||| ladies only familiarkuko May 4 2012, 18:05:57 UTC
Clothes, clothes, too many clothes, she thinks as she rushes to get out of hers. Ever since getting back together, she and Logan had been at it like proverbial bunnies. Now, after spending the day with the Harkness family, she was yearning for some distinctly NOT family friendly activities.

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I rolled 3.2 -_- Sorry XD 45825243_t78_a May 4 2012, 19:01:18 UTC
It's been great, getting back together. Not just because of the sex, of course. Logan would never say that. But, let's face it... the sex is a huge, amazing part of it.

He takes off his clothes as fast as he can, which isn't nearly fast enough, trying to get his mouth on her whenever and wherever possible in between shedding garments. God, he wants her. Again and again, and most importantly: now.

"Mmm, Jeannie..."

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familiarkuko May 4 2012, 20:23:23 UTC
Genie? Sarah thought, confused. She pushed him away from her by his shoulders, half dressed, blouse hanging from one arm.

"What did you say?"

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Captain Jack Harkness II Torchwood II Open to Anyone captain_flyboy May 4 2012, 17:56:59 UTC
((and when I say anything I mean anything, go nuts people))

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immortaldoc May 4 2012, 18:27:19 UTC
Emily didn't really mind picking up men at a bar, and taking them home. She wasn't quite ready for a commit just yet. So after having a few drinks with Jack, she took him home and found herself pressing against him, her lips crushed against his before she lead him to her bedroom.

"Mm, I can't wait to see you naked," she said as she started to tug at his shirt.

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captain_flyboy May 4 2012, 18:39:31 UTC
Jack normally wouldn't have let her take him home, but he'd been drinking for hours and he was damm lonely. "I can't wait to touch you Ianto,' he growls, "it's been so long."

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You wanna roll, or do you want me to roll? immortaldoc May 4 2012, 18:52:16 UTC
"Been long for me too, darlin'," she whispered as she started to unbutton his shirt. As it fell open, she ran her fingers over his chest and down to the top of his pants.

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Kitty Pryde | X-men | Surprise Me phasing_cat May 4 2012, 18:06:59 UTC

emily peters - oc - open immortaldoc May 4 2012, 18:20:09 UTC

Rory MacTaggert || X-Men || Het only hismothers_son May 4 2012, 19:04:29 UTC

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