[Claire makes a slight face at that, head tilting.] Fold it in half? That sounds like it'd be uncomfortable for both of us. Think I'd rather just have it au naturale. [The last is uttered with the fake French accent and all.]
[He moves in way too closely into her personal space, waggling his eyebrows.]
You won't be disappointed. We doing this or what? Got some condoms right here, ready to rock n roll, oh yeah. You say the word and I can be outta this jumper in under two seconds. "Au Nathan naturale".
[She doesn't back down, hands sliding casually into her pockets as she puts on a look of mock offense.] Aw, you're not even gonna guy me a drink first? Straight to the good times with you, huh?
It was alright, except for a whole bunch of dramatic biological father-daughter bonding. I'm closer with my adoptive family. [She's conveniently leaving out the part about the drinking contest and how she out drank a bunch of frat boys. Details, details.]
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Cos you're looking magically delicious.
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That is the best pickup line I have ever heard.
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[Yes. Yes he will keep going unless stopped.]
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I could pencil you in pretty soon...
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You won't be disappointed. We doing this or what? Got some condoms right here, ready to rock n roll, oh yeah. You say the word and I can be outta this jumper in under two seconds. "Au Nathan naturale".
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God I'd kill to go to Mexico. Bet it was riot, ya?
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Wanna lick the salt off my balls?
[No. He never does stop.]
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