923. sexswap meme

[thisisasockmeme]

How did this happen? One moment you were fine and the next, you're in a body that feels different and yet strangely familiar all the same. You have similar characteristics, all the same old birthmarks and scars, yet everything else is different. How will you handle your new plumbing? Will you have fun with it or hide off? Is it permanent or will it

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[holybathrobe]

[ Good. Chuck would rather not have that wall of privacy broken. He wouldn't be able to look the angels in the eyes if they dropped down here. He'd be too afraid they were whispering about what he was like down there. That was crazy paranoid even for Chuck, but he didn't care. It was a big deal.

Whoa. Her eyes were pretty intense. They were pretty similar to Castiel, but this wasn't his vessel was it? Last time he checked the guy was a dude. This person was very, very, very female. What the hell was going on? ]

I have friends. Also can we not bring my mother into this. Her rare visits are a blessing. I would not be able to handle constant visits from her and these visions. I woulda dropped a toaster into the tub with me a long time ago. [ He probably looks a little bit offended right now. She did not know him. Angel peeping powers aside. ]

What is this? A weird angel intervention? My drinking isn't an issue. Maybe if the visions you guys gave me weren't so damn painful then I wouldn't need the booze? Who are you anyways? My new babysitter?

(ooc: I will be going through those to tag with someone to your dude!Cas. I got like three Deans, Sam, Gabriel and good ole Chuck. This should be fun.)

[holy_hand_print]

[Oh come on Chuck. The angels had much more important things to discuss while in heaven. The on coming war, the way of the people on earth. How to sway faith. Plus, you were very average for a man your age. Don't worry about it.

Ah yes, did you like her eyes? Some how all of Castiels possible vessels seem to have very vivid blue eyes. This girl Madilynn was no different. The angel tilted her head, frowning at the man. ]

She is your mother. You should not speak about her in such a way.

[The woman huffed out a breath and rested her hand on her waist]

We do not provide you with the visions, Chuck. Your visions come from an angel on an even higher rank then I.

[ooc:Sweeet! Id like that!]

[holybathrobe]

[ Knowing you have constant angelic peepers looking in on you was kind of scary. It made doing tasks like using the restroom and taking a shower kind of shaky. Forget anything "self serving". He didn't need to worry about an angel bearing witness to that. He'd feel like he was tainting them.

Her eyes were a little imposing whatever reason. They made his skin crawl just a little bit. They had a sort of depth that made Chuck wildly uncomfortable, but that was easy to accomplish sometimes. ]

What? You just automatically enjoy being around all your family members? What about Lucifer? I know you guys aren't particularly fond of that guy? My mother would make Lucifer want to be in his cage. Trust me. [ Overbearing and neurotic were probably the words that Chuck would use to describe her.

Oh. Huffing. Hello there, sassy angel. ] Whoever provides these things is a dick. They suck. You'd think the guy would know of some way to make it a little less painful. I mean he's stuffing information into my head. He can't be gentle about it? [ In case she hasn't realized this is a famous Chuck Shurley rant. ]

(ooc: Also hunting-trip gave me your Plurk. She wants me to branch out. I didn't want you to be alarmed by the weird friending on Plurk.)

[holy_hand_print]

[Oh really Chuck. The angels had better things to do then watch you be intimate with yourself or go to the bathroom. Their conscious was always aware of the prophets state but most of the angels learned to cut out or ignore that constant buzz. Castiel and some of the other higher ranked angels would pay attention to the buzz only to make certain that the man wasn't in immediate danger. Other then that Chuck was pretty much on his own.

At the mention of Lucifers name the womans expression immediately darkened.]

You should watch what you say. Lucifer is a completely different entity then your mother. He is the source of all things evil. I doubt the woman who bore you has those same claims.

[A head tilt as she stared at him.]

I'll make sure to let them know you filed a complaint.

[ooc: thats totes cool! Im a okay with chatting and contacting other people. I dont really know how to used plurk though so im a totes newb. No beuno. ]

[holybathrobe]

[ Chuck isn't sure what upsets him more. The fact that his existence to the angels is just a constant buzz or that sometimes the high rank angels just ignore him. That isn't exactly comforting at all. He was really starting to appreciate those Archangels and their fast response time. His safety was apparently their priority.

Oh. Whoa. That isn't a happy look. She looked crazy pissed at him right now. Apparently Lucifer was a touchy subject for every single angel. Well bringing up his mother was nice either. They'd learn. ] Spend ten minutes alone with her and see if you can stand her.

[ Sarcasm. Wow. Angel sarcasm was one of those things that never really god old. Why did they always result to sarcasm? ] So should I be calling you ma'am or do you have a name to work with?

(ooc: I don't know how to use Plurk to save my life. I'm a Tumblr man to the very end, but she convinced me that Plurk was cool. I still have yet to see the appeal of it. Also if you want you totes feel free to message me. I'm on AIM, MSN and Yahoo sometimes.)

[holy_hand_print]

[Of course their response time was so quick. Chuck was the prophet. He spoke the holy word. His safety came first.

Nope, that look was very angry. She had a firm frown on her face, brows curled and a tight clench of her jaw. Of course Lucifer was a touchy subject. A brother that the angels loved fell from grace and became the king of hell and the symbol for evil.

They mourned him.]

I am certain I can.

[Castiel huffed, blowing her bangs out of her face.]

I am Castiel, Chuck. You know me.

[ooc: Oh man, i have a tumblr too ! DizABell.tumblr.com i think. And my aim is wrathofosiris321 . Im not on very often but when I am you should drop me a note as well! 8D ]