I'd hit it...

[acharmingprince]

THE "i'd HIT that" MEME

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Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

[immortaldoc]

I dunno. We're both pretty hot so I think the sex would be hot, too.

[thislastrequest]

I think I tend to agree.

[immortaldoc]

Now I don't know what to say 'cause I was sure you'd laugh and think I was weird.

[thislastrequest]

Oh! Well ... I could start over and do that, I guess.

[immortaldoc]

I did mean it. Most girls run the other way when I hit on them.

[thislastrequest]

That seems ridiculous to me. Ah well - they're missing out.

[immortaldoc]

Too true. I mean, at least I won't be rough and a dick like a man would be.

[thislastrequest]

Which is always enjoyable. You don't know how many times drunk frat guys have just not gotten the point that I'm not interested.

[immortaldoc]

That's when ya knee 'em in the groin. Works every time. Just make sure ya do it in a public place, or they might hit you back.

[thislastrequest]

Thankfully, I've never had to do that, but I'm definitely filing that away for the next time. If there is one, anyway. I've stopped going to bars because I'm just so tired of hearing 'I really wanna motorboat those babies'. Ugh.

[immortaldoc]

[She can't help but to laugh.] I've never heard that one before. I've had a couple guys be blunt, and tell me I have nice tits. And, I've stopped going to bars, too. Especially the one where I used to live. If the men aren't being jerks, then the women are prancing around in short skirts with no panties on.

[thislastrequest]

It's drunk frat dudes. And it's an epidemic. I can't tell you how many times I've heard it! That is just ... it is not a successful pick up line. [She sighs] I'll admit, I own a few 'sexy outfits', but nothing obscene. Definitely not anything short enough to show off ... not like that. It's just ... gross, isn't it?

[immortaldoc]

At my old school, I lived down the street from frat row. It was awful. It's like the alcohol turn them into twelve-year-old boys. [She wrinkles her nose and nods.] Especially when they bend over. I mean, c'mon, show some self-respect.

[thislastrequest]

Exactly. I'm so, so glad that I don't live on campus anymore. My neighbors are a nice elderly couple. I definitely love my building. [She makes a face] I couldn't agree more. There's being sexy and there's being ... desperate.

[immortaldoc]

I celebrated the day I moved off campus. It was the best day ever. [She miss.] It's like those people who put racy photos on Facebook. And guys do it just as much as girls.