TFLN!

Mar 31, 2012 11:52

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME

Da Rules

01. Post with your character, stating their name, canon, and preferences. Please remember, it's your character sending the text.
02. Make up your own TFLN. You can do it! Be creative!
03. Post to other characters because let's face it, mistexts happen!
04. Have fun!

rated: nc17, rated: r, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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mojofree March 31 2012, 22:52:13 UTC
'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. carry me

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heavenonhigh March 31 2012, 22:53:57 UTC
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags

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muncouldn'tresist. asecondcrow April 1 2012, 00:14:13 UTC
Come on, you would have done the same to me!

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Ahaha happens to me too heavenonhigh April 2 2012, 14:35:27 UTC
that's beside the point, itd be funny if it was you

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Hehe glad Im not the only one. asecondcrow April 2 2012, 14:53:56 UTC
It was just as funny watching you eat the bags. You asked for steak sauce with it man. Steak sauce.

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asecondcrow April 1 2012, 00:04:46 UTC
I just got makeup tips from a gothling, she told me my boyfriend must be proud. I think my afterlife has hit an all time low. It's gonna be whiskey night.

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dealing_death April 1 2012, 00:07:04 UTC
Your 'boyfriend' thinks you look amazing.

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1/2 asecondcrow April 1 2012, 00:08:33 UTC
I wasn't even wearing any of the paints or make up Selene! I was picking Grace up from school. Do I put off that vibe?

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2/2 asecondcrow April 1 2012, 00:09:12 UTC
I think you may be catching your own reflection off my glasses darling.

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cynric | oc hamelinic April 1 2012, 00:39:13 UTC
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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armsopen April 1 2012, 04:28:49 UTC
Oh, yes, forgive me. Perfectly sensible. What was I thinking?

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hamelinic April 1 2012, 04:31:51 UTC
THAT is the spirit. bring duct tape when you come. Maybe rope.

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armsopen April 1 2012, 04:33:50 UTC
I often forget that sarcasm either does not suit me or does not come across well via text.

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Tegan | Seven of Clubs | HoC graceandwit April 1 2012, 00:46:30 UTC
I'm sorry I drunk-dialled you before realizing that you were already in bed with me

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corviss April 1 2012, 01:03:08 UTC
[He'd ignored the phone call - no one who mattered called him before noon - but at the guitar-chord of a text message, a black-nailed hand comes out from beneath the sheets, fumbles for the phone, and pulls it back beneath.]

Choose your own adventure: 1)yell 2)take your phone 3)drag you back under here 4)all of the above

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graceandwit April 1 2012, 01:05:36 UTC
You'll have to come find me first.

[Granted, there were only a few options available and several of them well within reach.]

What happened last night anyway? Beyond the obvious, I mean.

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corviss April 1 2012, 01:15:55 UTC
[Grumble. There's some shifting from the pile of blankets, but no one emerges.]

You texted you were worried about Chris. I said come over so you came over. your turn.

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