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renge houshakouji | ohshc ukidoki_orgasm August 9 2011, 04:23:24 UTC
[oh i love this meme.]

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justcommon August 9 2011, 08:09:50 UTC
Well.

[That's really all can be said. The things leading up to this moment were surely very wacky.]

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ukidoki_orgasm August 9 2011, 19:14:59 UTC
[The very epitome if wackiness, as is fitting for two Ouran characters.]

Haruhi-kun, it's so cramped in here.

[But her voice is calm, almost bemused because they're gonna kiiiiiiss]

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justcommon August 9 2011, 19:25:18 UTC
[Tamaki's probably crying in a corner.]

That's the point, isn't it?

[Kissing isn't really that big a deal but it's still a bit awkward, all things considered.] Should you start...?

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ukidoki_orgasm August 9 2011, 21:08:26 UTC
[Crying phony tears of phony-ness.]

[Renge clucks her tongue, shaking her head.]

No, no~! Haruhi-kun, you're the masculine one~ You're supposed to instigate it!

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justcommon August 9 2011, 21:41:20 UTC
[Haruhi looks at the piece of paper taped to the door. Can they... really tell?]

I should warn you, I won't be very good at this.

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ukidoki_orgasm August 10 2011, 01:07:53 UTC
[...give her a moment to revel in your virginal purity. Not even good at kissing~! That just adds allure to you~!]

That's alright. I forgive you in advance!

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justcommon August 10 2011, 01:12:15 UTC
[Is Renge... happy? About that? Girl you weird.]

Ah, alright. Then... here I go? [Kiss! It's pretty much as chaste and boring as humanly possible.]

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ukidoki_orgasm August 10 2011, 01:19:30 UTC
[She was excited, for sure. And had even closed her eyes in anticipation of some sweetly cute little smooch and...]

[Okay, what? Her eyes open and prematurely pulled back from her companion.]

...Haruhi-kun, that isn't going to fly. Your technique is all wrong.

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justcommon August 10 2011, 01:20:32 UTC
I told you I wasn't going to be good at it.

[What the hell was Renge even expecting?] It's why I asked you to lead.

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ukidoki_orgasm August 10 2011, 01:52:44 UTC
I knew you weren't good, but I didn't expect you to be -

[...No, no. That wasn't nice to say. And if they bickered, it would be much longer than seven minutes that they'd be in here.]

...Well! What say we try again? Um - tilt your head to the side a little this time. No, not that way! This way!

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justcommon August 10 2011, 02:14:02 UTC
Well... you probably know what to do, I guess.

[Head tilting, followed by a kiss! It's a bit less boring this time, though probably not setting Renge's world on fire. It's closer to the adorable sort of awkward than the annoying sort, though.]

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ukidoki_orgasm August 10 2011, 02:19:49 UTC
[...Nope, no. The world was no aflame. There were no sparks. And she certainly didn't see any fireworks. But, it's not bad. She even allows her eyes to drift closed for a second, eyelashes a flutter and lips parting ever so slightly.]

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justcommon August 10 2011, 02:27:41 UTC
[It was starting to approach feeling reasonably good, in the way that all kisses like this did seemingly on their own. Certainly not Haruhi's doing, she's barely managing to keep from smashing their noses against each other or something.]

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universecard August 9 2011, 08:31:47 UTC
[ Whenever Minato was around Renge, he got this feeling like she was playing life like a dating sim...

Also, disentangling ourselves from a massive scarf over here. ]

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ukidoki_orgasm August 9 2011, 15:58:22 UTC
[...You say that as if life isn't a dating sim.]

[N - no! Pull the other way - that's choking! After a momentary struggle, however, she manages to get free of the murderous scarf, and gives her head a pat.]

So...~?

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