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71. tfln

Jul 31, 2011 18:58

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

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rated: r, crack-humor, rated: pg13

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Davesprite|Homestuck featheryasshole July 31 2011, 18:08:40 UTC

im sitting alone watching titanic
drunk
without pants
hodling a fishing pole
im pretty sure im okay with all of this

manipul8trix July 31 2011, 18:13:05 UTC

What.

Pantsless, give Dave 8ack his telecommunic8tions device 8efore I fly over there and shove all your freaky invisi8le 8ullshit arms inside your protein chute!!!!!!!!

featheryasshole July 31 2011, 18:14:50 UTC

nonononono
its me
see
the text is orange
shit i gotta go
leo is gonna be the king of the world rn

manipul8trix July 31 2011, 18:23:55 UTC

So this is how you spend your time when I 8n't around?
Alone. Intoxic8ted. Watching humans get crowned while you fondle some kind of seadweller-culling staff.

Look at your life, Dave.
Look at your choices.

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Neophyte Redglare ♎ Homestuck pyral July 31 2011, 18:10:08 UTC

1TS 4LL 4BOUT H4V1NG 1MPULS3 CONTROL
FOR 3X4MPL3 1 R34LLY W4NT TO L1CK THE W4LL B3C4US3 R3D 1S D3L1C1OUS BUT 1 4M M4N4G1NG TO R3FR41N

renge houshakouji | ohshc ukidoki_orgasm July 31 2011, 18:10:20 UTC

There's puke in my trash can and spilled beer in my bed. Come get your girlfriend.

Rose Strider | Homestuck AU | aged up restitchtime July 31 2011, 18:14:27 UTC

You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.

mechafillya July 31 2011, 22:19:36 UTC

D --> I would have caught you

restitchtime August 1 2011, 00:39:52 UTC

I think you're missing what the actual problem with this scenario is here.

Rose Lalonde | Homestuck | aged up meowgeneticist July 31 2011, 18:16:03 UTC

Wore my lacy blue thong that says "Hello There" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable.

debunks July 31 2011, 18:18:33 UTC

That Is Quite The Vivid Mental Image You Have Managed To Impart Rose I Am Moved To Offer You My Congratulations

meowgeneticist July 31 2011, 18:30:23 UTC

I'll gladly take them with the sincerest thank yous. It's quite a miracle I found that pair of panties in time for my appointment, considering the mess of more useful undergarments it was buried under.

debunks July 31 2011, 18:34:09 UTC

Tell Me My Curiosity Is Piqued As It Perpetually Seems To Be In Your Vicinity Textually Or Otherwise
Is This A Common Human Ritual Or A Thing That Is Distinctly Your Own

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