The FML meme (no not that one)

[theviithiamiam]

The Fuck -- Marry -- Kill Meme

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Tegan | Seven of Clubs | HoC

[graceandwit]

[Comes in boy/villain, Ten and RENT flavor.]

It is official. RNG ships them. 2-4 also my god why am I still awake? :|

[maskofhearts]

[He sighs, trying not to look so terribly nervous about all of this. Because what is there to be nervous about?]

The prelude to Hadyn's world takeover y/y?

[thewittiest]

[Well, marriage was a rather large step to be fair.

And even Tegan, who'd been through this little song and dance more than once already, was plucking at his cuffs in a way that he only did when nervous -- though there was a fair bit of excitement mixed in as well.]

Global takeover one Gay Marriage at a time? XD

[maskofhearts]

[He turns to look at Tegan, smiling nervously. Which is silly considering they are just waiting on D'Arcy and Zoe to finally arrive. It wouldn't do to get hitched without those two there.]

You're going to lose a cufflink if you keep that up.

Mother dearest is no doubt turning in her grave.

[thewittiest]

[He pauses mid-fidget.]

What time did they say they'd be here?

Oh yeah. She's got the unhappy face on.

[maskofhearts]

About five minutes ago? But being female you have to add twenty minutes to it, which is why I waited to set our time with the judge- oh, twenty five minutes from now?

[He smiles as he steps closer, reaching out to smooth over the man's lapels.]

Just don't take off on me before then, yeah?

He'll send her his bank balance. Maybe that'll help.

[thewittiest]

I don't dress up like this for anyone, you know?

[Which is about as close to an "I'm not going anywhere" as he's liable to get at the moment. No matter how surreal the situation is.]

Still plenty of time to head to Vegas though, if you want?

That...probably would. She could spin it to work for her, somehow, at the sight that bank balance.

[maskofhearts]

I am pretty sure Nevada still hasn't legalized Gay Marriage, but we could just not wait for the girls anymore.

She can marvel at the sheer number of zeroes. Of which there are many.

[thewittiest]

We'd never hear the end of it.

[Though you'd think that after all the waiting and the chasing he'd be a little more patient. Not so, apparently.]

She will marvel. And plot. But thankfully not bitching at Hadyn. XD ALL THAT MATTERS

[maskofhearts]

I guess it is a good thing one of use can be patient, then. Twenty minutes, Mr. Mills.

He wants to know how much it'd take to buy the set. For great justice and so forth.

[thewittiest]

Well, you didn't think I was marrying you just for your pretty face, surely?

Hadyn says they are not collection pieces you know :|

[maskofhearts]

Oh, so you are marrying me for my money? Honey, I hate to break it to you...I'm broke.

He does this out of love, Hadyn. Can't you see that?

[thewittiest]

Don't be silly. [Pulls Hadyn against him, grinning.]
I'm marrying you for your body.

He's giving you the stink eye sir e_e

[maskofhearts]

[He laughs at that, his hands resting on Tegan's hips as he smiles at the other man.]

Well, at least it isn't wasted love on my mind.

Would he rather he just have her killed? Because that's also an option.

[thewittiest]

I'm rather fond of your mind, thank you. And the rest of you.

^_^ Pls?

[maskofhearts]

Oh, you're a charmer. [He grins though as he leans in.] Just kiss me.