573. DON'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR? (Now on IJ as well)

Jan 05, 2012 04:22


You Should Have Knocked
So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absent minded they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes its not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Othertimes someone was in the bathroom ( Read more... )

love-affection, rated: nc17, shipping-romance, rated: pg, crack-humor, warning: possible triggers, rated: r, smut, rated: pg13

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Zoe Kattalakis | 7 ♥ | House of Cards headfollowheart January 5 2012, 13:14:04 UTC
[Canon or RENT. Because that's all the verses she's got, amazingly.]

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12. Because. piquedbutler January 5 2012, 16:14:48 UTC
There are reasons Chives usually says 'no, absolutely not' to having his wrists restrained. But Eights can be convincing, and Eights can be quick, and Eights can remember a meeting after they've gotten his shirt off, cuffed him to his own bed.

And Eights can, in their rush, take the key with them.

It's entirely Undignified, knowing someone has to rescue him from this. Hopefully it will be no one of consequence.

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Oh, Chives. We abuse you so. XD headfollowheart January 5 2012, 16:27:02 UTC
Chives hadn't been in any of the usual places - meaning, of course, the kitchen or diligently polishing something - and Zoe couldn't help but be concerned. Which brought her here, to his door after close questioning of a Three led her to finding said door.

She probably should have knocked. Instead, she'll blink and then stare for a moment, and then step inside and close the door. "...Chives."

It's probably fortunate that she wore her hair up today, and she plucks a hairpin out of her chignon. It can be sacrificed to the cause.

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piquedbutler January 6 2012, 00:32:06 UTC
...ah. Someone of consequence. Of course.

"Miss Seven." His face doesn't particularly change. Shame, discomfort, awkwardness; these aren't particularly things that register on his face at the best of times, let alone at a time like This. "I hope I've not kept you or Master Victor waiting?"

Because what else is a person supposed to do or say while sitting half-naked and perched on the edge of one's bed, wrist red from being clawed at in impossible escape attempts?

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headfollowheart January 6 2012, 00:51:16 UTC
[ooc: You'll want to read this: http://memebells.livejournal.com/178844.html?thread=226649500#t226649500 :D]

She doesn't smile as she bends her hairpin and then pulls another out - it's been a while since she's had to pick a lock, but she remembers how it goes. "No, of course not," she says as she sits next to him on the bed. "I was just looking for you to return your copy of The Art of War. Thank you, by the way, I have no idea where mine went."

Mention the fact that she's picking up his wrist to try to open the handcuffs he's gotten stuck in? Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Not when she's perfectly capable of holding a pleasant conversation about anything else in the world.

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piquedbutler January 6 2012, 03:21:46 UTC
[ooc; Why are Zoë and Victor so cute. And will Zoë mind if Chives leaves her vampire erotica under her pillow as a sign of affection. Because creeping is how he be.]

He can't help the slight jerk away from her. It's brief, quickly stilled, more a half-aborted movement than an actual tug away. It isn't a comment on her, or the situation. It's just an old instinct.

His breath is briefly a touch sharper. He'll appreciate if she'll also not comment on that.

"That's very kind of you, Miss." When he speaks, at least, his tone stays calm and even, as bland as ever. "Shall I have a word with the staff to be on the look-out?"

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I could tag the right thread here. XD headfollowheart January 6 2012, 03:45:27 UTC
[ooc: I think it's the odd functionality of the relationship. You know, considering.]

It's possible that the reason she works so well with Victor, and Chives, and Sieben...is because she steadfastly doesn't mention those little things. They're noted, of course, but then ignored.

"That would be lovely of you," she says easily as she twists hairpins into the lock. "Can you hold this one and twist it counter-clockwise as I twist this one clockwise? Thank you."

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Psh, the right thread. Who does that. piquedbutler January 6 2012, 04:19:25 UTC
"As you wish."

Because this is just Business. She's got a Task for him, and he's completing it as he carefully plucks the pin from her fingers to twist on her command. He might as well be pouring her a cup of tea or holding her coat at ready while she finished fixing her hair.

Simple, Everyday Things, here in the Castle Spades. Except maybe he'd find a quiet, wordless way to thank her for his emancipation before she left.

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People who are not us, obviously. headfollowheart January 6 2012, 04:34:54 UTC
It's just like that. And when she bends her head closer to the imprisoned wrist, to better hear the telltale click...well, it's just part of the Task.

She exhales as she hears it, and pulls out the pins with a satisfied nod as the cuffs spring open. "You'll want some ointment for your wrist, I think," she says in the same matter-of-fact voice as she sets the bent pins on his nightstand. "Should I leave you to it?"

Because Not Asking is clearly the way of the day. Not Asking and pretending this never happened at all, except that it did.

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They wish they were as cool as us. /sliiides sunglasses on piquedbutler January 6 2012, 05:34:23 UTC
It would be Weak to reach for his wrist as it comes free, despite the way the air hitting the damaged skin sends a fresh shot of pain through him. So he simply flexes his fingers and rises to move to his shirt hanging on the back of his chair.

"The second to lowest drawer, Miss Seven. If you don't mind."

Because as much as they'll both swear this Never Happened, one of the few ways Chives knows to thank people is to show an inkling of trust. And trust is shown by letting someone else look after your vulnerabilities. Or, you know. Letting someone else reach into your medical cupboard to pull out some ointment and gauze so you can say the 'thank you' words when they hand them to you.

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Fff, in their dreams. headfollowheart January 6 2012, 05:59:06 UTC
It's a surprise, but Zoe just stands gracefully and then kneels down to pull out gauze and ointment. Rising up is just as graceful, and she turns and extends them with a quiet smile. "Here you are, Chives."

She doesn't ask if he needs assistance, but the tilt of her head is a question in itself.

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/too cool brofists piquedbutler January 6 2012, 09:27:47 UTC
It's all the time he needs to get his shirt on, buttoned, tucked, sleeve rolled back from his raw damaged wrist, last three strands of hair smoothed back into place. There's still something Rumpled about him, despite the precision with which he's groomed--she's likely known him long enough to catch it.

Because this is Trust. And Trust is letting one's face behave naturally. True, Chives' most organic expressions are still generally a bland mask, but, at moments like this, it's just a touch... Rumpled.

"Thank you, Miss Zoë. You've the graciousness of a saint."

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headfollowheart January 6 2012, 12:49:26 UTC
The Rumpledness will go away, in time. Once Chives' wrist is properly seen to and hidden away, and once they both leave the room to go back to their duties. But for now, Zoe just smiles at Chives and tucks a fallen strand of hair back.

The cost of two sacrificed hairpins.

"You're quite welcome, Chives. No need to even mention it."

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