573. DON'T YOU LOCK THE DOOR? (Now on IJ as well)

[breakupsbadly]

You Should Have Knocked
So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absent minded they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes its not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Othertimes someone was in the bathroom

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River Song || Doctor Who | OTA

[riverborntorun]

11, why is this his life?

[playingnurse]

[He had only gone to her to ask her something, and he had made the very big mistake of not knocking. When he walks in and see's what he see's, he shields his eyes and turns his back to her.]

Sorry!

oh good god, poor Rory!

[riverborntorun]

[If this were anyone else, literally anyone else who walked through her door, River could've played coy or lusty and probably gotten a really fun afternoon. But this is her DAD, of all bloody people, and it doesn't take long for her to let out a shrill scream (obviously NOT a result of what her hands and possibly other devices may have been doing a moment before)]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! Don't you knock?! [Some clumsy fumbling (oh gee, thanks for THAT TOO, Dad) and she wraps herself in a sheet and a bathrobe]

;_;

[playingnurse]

[He's definitely not turning around or opening his eyes, not after what he just saw. It would have been awkward enough before he had come to terms with the fact that River is his little girl, but now it was just...the last thing a father wants to see, ever, actually. Something he is pretty sure will be burned into his retinas and ruin sex for him forever.]

That's it. I've gone blind. I've lost the ability to see. Note to self: always, always knock.

[riverborntorun]

[River feels like she can't put enough layers on herself now] Y'know, when I said I wanted a relationship with you guys I thought we'd passed the cutoff age for mortifying moments. Apparently I was wrong!

[playingnurse]

Apparently.

I'm just...going to go. You can get back to whatever you were doing. Or, you know, not. Not's good too.

[riverborntorun]

I'm not going to...to finish now that I know you've SEEN me! [Which really really sucks] Oh my GOD this is so embarrassing! [River hasn't been embarrassed in YEARS, what is this madness?]

[playingnurse]

Mortifying, actually. [Oh great, and now he's remembering all the sex related conversations with Mels. This really isn't helping.] And I've got no idea why I'm still standing here. Bye. [And he's out. That was horrible.]