593. The Texts From Last Night: Holidays Edition

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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

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Artura Pendragon || 63!Merlin

[femdragon]

[aintno_grave]

Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.

((ooc: I love you.))

[femdragon]

Sounds annoying as shit, actually.

[ooc: I couldn't help myself.]

[aintno_grave]

That wasn't the annoying part.

The annoying part was waking up with a Liebkosung in bed with you.

((ooc: I may have to do a "Brian Perry" now :D ))

[femdragon]

what on earth is a Liebkosung?

[ooc: clearly, that's an awesome idea.]

[aintno_grave]

A Liebkosung is a big, somewhat smelly, somewhat slimey, hairy monster that likes to cuddle.

((ooc: I'll do it! (fyi, this is the SECOND profile you've made me create.)))

[femdragon]

you're vile you know that?

[ooc: I take no responsibility. None at all.]

[aintno_grave]

It's part of my boyish charms, wouldn't ya know?

((ooc: Did it; it's done: walkingnpr))

[femdragon]

No, Doctor. Just no.

[aintno_grave]

Your texts say no, but your texts says...

No.

[femdragon]

and what do we do when someone says no?

[aintno_grave]

YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!

No. This happens:

:C

[femdragon]

you're like my brother but less threatening.

[aintno_grave]

Some life forms in the universe would object to that.

[femdragon]

You clearly havent met Morgan.

[aintno_grave]

I meet him later in your life. And I don't know... Armies run away in fear at the mention of my name. I don't know... I could be tootin' my bukkehorn. Alcohol makes me cocky.