593. The Texts From Last Night: Holidays Edition

[thememesock]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

Comments

Richter Belmont | Castlevania

[vampirekiller]

I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex.

[achromatopsiac]

I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

You slow clapped the stripper last night.

[achromatopsiac]

My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.

[edgar_roni]

I was just showing my appreciation.

[achromatopsiac]

there are limits, geeze!

Trevor Cobb \\ K-Ville

[halfanutjob]

Neophyte Redglare ♎ Homestuck

[pyral]

H3Y
T3LL YOUR FR13ND 1M SORRY FOR L1CK1NG H1S MOUTH
TH4T W4S PROB4BLY 1N4PPROPR14T3

[purplestp_rose]

Very much so.

[pyral]

H3H3H3H3H
H3H
BUT 1 4M SO MUCH MOR3 CULTUR4LLY 4W4R3 NOW

[purplestp_rose]

There's another thing you can use your tongue for, you know.
It's called talking.
And asking questions.
And stimulating discussion.
Perhaps you'd like to try it sometime?

Yang Lee | Street Fighter

[yang_lee]

All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

[geneeeiiijin]

At least I brought one of them over for you. Gosh, trying to be a good brother is suffering.

[yang_lee]

you're so kind.

[geneeeiiijin]

I'm glad you finally realize that.