ring, ring, ring, the telephone meme

[glocksucker]

THE TELEPHONE MEME

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Rei Narukami | Persona 4 (FeMC) | Open | het only if phone sex

[foolsfancy]

Tak | Invader Zim | No smut

[eatyoureraser]

Himura | Uta no Prince-sama | Open, roll for yours

[0verclocks]

[Himura's a business man. He'd answer his phone even when being chased by a bear.]

1-i

[fallenpips]

[The voice on the other end is female and upset.]

I thought about it all night, and you're right. You shouldn't have led me on like that, you slimy asshole.

[0verclocks]

[Well that stops him in his tracks. If one can be considered having tracks in a car.]

Pardon? Is this about the concert hijack? The president already said the deal fell through - his song won't be released, the refunds were distributed last night, the equipment's being returned or repaired. Don't worry about it - we'll hire more security staff next time.

[fallenpips]

You're not Adrien...

Crap, wrong number! [She sounds vaguely panicked now.]

Gray | Torchwood | open (He's academy!verse)

[like_granite]

[Oh awesome, his phones ringing. He picks it up and hits the answer button]

Welp, 5-5

[riverborntorun]

[Okay, it's less prank and more 'River's-drunk-and-depressed-and-not-entirely-sure-what-she's-doing' call. So ring ring, Gray!] ...'Ello?

:D

[like_granite]

Hello, Gray's phone... [He smiled maybe the evening was looking up]

Re: :D

[riverborntorun]

Don't want to talk to Gray's phone, I want to talk to Gray!

Severus Snape | Harry Potter | OTA

[emptyyourself]

[Someone had better be dead.]

2 - 4 one of them is always drunk, why is this

[wingaaardium]

[Why did you pick up, Snape?]

Hello. I've just read the most- the most- the absolute silliest book on- oh, it made me so angry. It was on Polyjuice Potion. The history of its usage. Baseless tosh. Nonsense. A- an insulting parody of academia. Blasphemy, almost.

[She's slurring. Dreadfully.]

Thought I ought to warn you. You know. In case you attempt to read it. I'm sure you'd get ever so angry about it.

It's the only way they'll talk to one another. :|

[emptyyourself]

[Paaaaaause.]

My first conclusion was that this was Hermione Granger, but that insufferable little know-it-all wouldn't dare imbibe liquor enough to slur her words, much less ring me in the middle of the night.

Of course.

[wingaaardium]

You know, just because I'm a know-it-all- and that's such an awful insult, I mean honestly, I like knowing things and it's terribly useful...

[Pause. What was she saying?]

Well, there's no law against me drinking. Now.

It isn't that late, is it?