489. The Texts From Last Night Meme

[thememesock]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

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Her Imperious Condescension || Homestuck || Open

[condescendence]

[majyyks]

girls 0nly wine night turned int0 a sl0ppy drunk lesbian 0rgy again

[condescendence]

----EXCUSE YOU. Girls only wine nig)(t? You didn't INVIT----E me to girls only wine nig)(t. And )(ow DAR---E you )(ave an orgy wit)(out me!

[majyyks]

0h here i th0ught i was d0ing y0u a kindness telling y0u that y0u didnt miss much
just m0re heaving fr0ntal m0unds than any0ne c0uld handle
especially after a b0ttle 0r f0ur
it was 0kay

[condescendence]

I think you are trying to make me J--EALOUS.
But I just feel sad for you, that you had such a poor experience!

[cancercarcino]

UNTIL YOU WAKE UP WITH A HUSTLER CLUB STRIPPER IN THE NEXT ROOM WHOSE NIPPLE YOU WERE COERCED INTO LICKING AT SNAKE AND JAKE'S AFTER BREAKING UP A FIGHT BETWEEN AN INDIAN AND A FILIPINO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WEIRD BULLSHIT.

[condescendence]

I t)(ink you're exaggerating t)(e extent to w)(ich you actually suffered from any of t)(at. Sounds like a pretty tame evening to me.

[envvious]

an secondly i just said id pay ten dollars ta havve sex wwith you

[condescendence]

Only ten dollars?

[envvious]

see i decided ta lowwer th price because it wwould be so good that youd be the one wwantin ta pay me instead

[condescendence]

)(ow droll. I think I would pay to see you gagged and )(ung from the mast of your s)(ip for target practice. Per)(aps ten cents? T)(at's about it.