PARTY ROCK IS ON THE TOILET TONIGHT
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SOMEBODY HAD ONE TOO MANY CHIPOTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. COMMENT (OR FIND A CUTIE STANDING IN THE REST-O-RAUNT TO COMMENT TO)
2. PULL UP RNG AND POP IN 1 TO W/E NUMBER
3. CONVERSELY YOU CAN JUST PICK WHATEVER'S GIVING YOU GOOD VIBES
4. WHATEVER NUMBER YOU LAND, YOUR CHARACTERS ARE GONNA GET FUCKIN COCKBLOCKED BY A GNARLY FART ACCORDING TO THIS SITUATION
5. DONT BE EMBARRASSED MA EVERYBODY DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. WET FART - EITHER YOURE GETTING YOUR FREAK ON AND SOMEONE LETS OUT A WET FART OR YOURE AT THE WATERPARK/BEACH/SEA WORLD WHATEVER AND SOMEONE LETS ONE RIP. IDGAF B AS LONG AS WATER'S INVOLVED AND FARTING'S INVOLVED BUT YOU CANT BE ON THE TITTYTANIC OK THAT WAS LAST MEME
2. SILENT BUT DEADLY - YOU AND THIS LIL CUTIE ARE IN AN ELEVATOR WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN SOMETHING DANK AND DANGEROUS FILLS THE AIR. WHAT DA HELL MAN???????? IT SURE AS FUCK WASNT YOU.
3. THUNDERING DYNAMO - YOURE AT A FUNERAL OR THE MUSEUM OR SOME OTHER QUIET AS HELL PLACE ADMIRING THIS QT AND THEN BEFORE YOU KNOW IT-- PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT YOU LET ONE RIP LIKE A BEYBLADE. OOPS!!!! IT WAS A LOUD ONE TOO.
4. CAKEFARTS - GO TO URBANDICTIONARY.COM AND LOOK THIS SHIT UP YOURSELF
5. SHART - ITS EXACTLY WHAT U THINK IT IS B ITS A COMBINATION OF THE TWO BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD. HOPEFULLY UR BABYMAMA LOVES YOU CUZ THEM HERSHEY STAINS ARENT A GOOD WAY TO ATTRACT MATES.br>
6. DIARRHEA - OH FUCK ME B THAT DAMN CHIPOTLE IS BACK AND ITS ANGRIER THAN EVER. I SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKIN ATE THAT SHIT MAN!!!!!! NOW YOURE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HOT HOT MOMENT WITH UR BABY WHEN YR STOMACH LETS OUT A FEROCIOUS GROWL. WHAT DO???? WHAT FUCKIN DO??????
7. SCARED SHITLESS - OMG IDK WHATS HAPPENIN B BUT ITS SCARY AAS FUCK!!! MAYBE UR RUNNIN FOR UR LIFE, MAYBE YOURE DISARMIN A BOMB, MAYBE JACK VESSALIUS JUST WENT AND STABBED THOSE ORPHANS YOURE REAL FOND OF. WHATEVER HTE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU-- LITERALLY!!!!!!!!
8. WILD FART - MAKE SOME SHIT UP OR COMBINE THESE FOR A MOST HEINOUS TOXIC SURPRISE
THIS IS THE SCENT OF GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!