408. SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN

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Tsutomu Fujisawa || Original Character || men only

[crams_til_4am]

Ahaha, this game again.

[ooc: I am totally okay with this leading to smut if you steer it in that direction.]

[brat_monk]

[Sanzo pounded on the closet door and yelled.]

Hey! What do you think you're doing locking me in here?! You fucking bastards!

[crams_til_4am]

[The people behind the door. They are LAUGHING.]

Wh-what? I'm partnered up with you?!

[Why was he partnered up with a fanservice version of a Buddhist priest??]

[brat_monk]

[Sanzo stops pounding on the door. It's probably useless anyway.]

Shut up! It's not like I want to be in here with you either.

[crams_til_4am]

Aw man. I was really hoping for that tall guy with the glasses. Man, he was hot.

...You didn't hear that.

[brat_monk]

What're you talking about?

[Sanzo doesn't know anyone like that in Vegas, and he doesn't realize that he's not in Vegas anymore. It doesn't even occur to him to think of Hakkai. Hakkai isn't that tall. Gojyo is taller.]

Tch, and just when I thought Loki's stupid portal game was over already.

[crams_til_4am]

[He was indeed talking about Hakkai. Hey...he seemed tall to Tsutomu. Everyone taller than Tsutomu seemed taller to him. He himself was 3 inches taller than the average for a man his age in Japan.]

Loki?? You mean we're in Vegas? I could have sworn this was just a party someone invited me over to...

[brat_monk]

Who knows? Wherever we are, I want to get out of this closet.

[Sanzo's not sure how to do that though. Maybe the other guy knows?]

[crams_til_4am]

[A sigh.]

Th-then I guess we should start then.

[He's unaware that Sanzo has no idea what the game is.]

[brat_monk]

Start what?

[He's got to ask, because if they aren't in Vegas they don't have to go that far, right? But what do they have to do?]

[crams_til_4am]

...you mean you don't know?

About the rules of Seven Minutes in heaven?

[brat_monk]

I never heard of it.

[Sanzo usually makes it his business to ignore things like this. Why would he know anything about it?]

[crams_til_4am]

T-two people are thrown into a closet and can't leave until they make out for seven minutes...

[brat_monk]

That sounds annoying.

[On one hand, it's not as bad as what you'd have to do in Vegas. Sanzo already had to fuck a guy in a janitorial closet. No matter how good it was, he wouldn't want to repeat the experience.

On the other hand, kissing is stupid. Sanzo doesn't understand why people like it so much.]

[crams_til_4am]

Well...It's not called a "silly kid's game" for no reason...

[brat_monk]

Whatever. If that's what we have to do, then we'd better get started.

[Sanzo grabs Tsutomu by the collar and starts kissing him roughly. He won't let go in spite of any struggling.]