Meme Teh Eighteenth - The Funniest

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Hello people!

And now, a guest meme. Made by celli_puzzle. <3

Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
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Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
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Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
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Name the six funniest people you know (RL or celebrities):
1. Pedro Flores
2. Dane Cook
3. Noel Fielding
4. Julian Barratt
5. Seth Rogen
6. Russell Brand

Give six reasons why each these people are awesome (six reasons per person):
1. He's really white, but he's actually Mexican... he's an anime nerd... he has a video dedicated to his beagle puppies... he drinks Corona's... his best friends are really diverse... he likes sex jokes.
2. He's outrageous... he likes blowjobs... he used to work at Burger King... he knows what it's like to be terribly drunk... he likes the F word... he jumps around a lot.
3. He looks like a chick... he likes Joan Jett... he can do funny voices... his stand-up was based on the tales of his parents' acid trips... his brother is super-tiny... he thinks that he's a rockstar.
4. He's very deadpan... he likes jazz... he REALLY likes jazz... he has twin boys... he loves cheese... he's crazy.
5. He's got a Jewfro... his laugh is amazing... he works with Judd Apatow... he's good friends with James Franco... he smokes pot in like, every movie... he wrote Superbad.
6. He was once addicted to sex... and heroin... and cocaine... and alcohol... he wrote a book about his escapades... his hair is insane.

Name your six favorite quotes from each of these people (one quote per person):
1. Hey she was hot... you wanna make some babies?
2. Why do I love Justice Files so much? Because I love justice. And files. And when the two come together I could blow a Justicey load.
3. The worst scenario you can find yourself in, if you're an electrical appliance, is if you're a smoke alarm and you haven't got any batteries.
4. MY MOUTH IS FULL OF STARS!
5. Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where your at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. Your dead, your Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!
6. I will resort to violence, this is not a democracy, this is like Iraq in the good old days!