13 Griffin Way: Wednesday Morning

[memberslonely]

Linz woke up to see Martha staring at her.

"What?" she asked. "Why are you doing-"

She cleared her throat.

"Why are-"

Was she getting sick? Or-

And that's when the realization struck her.

"Fuck my life."

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[tyler_back]

Tyler was going through his normal morning routine -- a bunch of sit-ups, a shower, and as much coffee as the human body could hold -- elsewhere in the house.

Or, at least, he was trying to. "Boxer?" he called down the hall, from a safe distance because he was fairly certain Ronon had stayed the night and he did not want to get involved, there. "Did you put the coffee pot someplace weird?"

... all right. So he'd been doing his normal morning stuff at Tony's more often than not, these days.

[memberslonely]

"In the sink!" he called out in a deeper voice than usual. "You know. Where we wash things?"

[tyler_back]

"It looks like a dirty dish museum," Tyler bitched, completely unfairly given he didn't wash things either.

He moved things around with a forefinger. "Found it! Boxer, you feeling okay? You sound kinda..."

[memberslonely]

"Butch?" he replied walking into the kitchen. "Yeah. Mock me and I'll punch you into next week."

[tyler_back]

"I won't," Tyler said, as he finally unearthed the coffeemaker, no more than slightly surprised. It was, after all, his third time through this.

"I could take you, but you didn't mock me last time around."

[memberslonely]

"Yeah, well, I got righteous indignation and testosterone this morning," Linz joke. "I might have the edge on you even without the mocking."

[tyler_back]

Tyler snorted. "I have righteous indignation and testosterone every day of the week," he pointed out. "Let's have coffee before we start punching each other."

[memberslonely]

"Yeah coffee would be good," he said running his fingers through his hair and frowning. He rubbed the back of his neck.

Damn it. Ronon was right. It was weird not to have long hair.

"So. Any advice for the newly made man? Should I spit indiscriminately? Get a job in construction and make catcalls at hot babes?"

[tyler_back]

"Isn't that a normal Wednesday for you, Boxer?" Tyler said. He probably shouldn't have, but come on, perfect set-up.

[memberslonely]

He gave a snort of a laughter at that. "Nah. Wednesdays are when I try to eat my weight in prime rib," she snarked back. "And here I thought you knew my social calendar."

[tyler_back]

"Must have lost track," Tyler said, grinning. "Ronon stayed over, right? How'd he take it?"

[memberslonely]

"He says its weird that my hair is shorter," he said shaking his head in amusement. "The fact I have a dick? Not deal breaker apparently."

[tyler_back]

"You do have nice hair," Tyler said. "... not really in a position to say anything about your dick. Maybe it's a nice one."

[memberslonely]

"Well let's just say he didn't run away screaming," Linz smirked as she started to imbibe coffee and feeling more like herself. A little anyway.

[tyler_back]

"... that might be a little bit too much information," Tyler decided. "It's all right, though. I'm happy for you."

[memberslonely]

"We didn't do anything," Linz said rolling her eyes. "He just didn't freak out."