Merry Christmas to All
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I bought porn for flyacow (-10 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I put money in woodlandfaerie's expired parking meter (14 points). Last month I pulled alf_sloth's hair (-5 points). In March flacabajo and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-91 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
memandie
In other news, I'm sick and I'm pretty bummed because now I'm cold all the time.