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 (  ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(  ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(  ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(  ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(  ) I NEVER HAVE MADE OUT WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.
(  ) I NEVER HAVE MADE OUT WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX.
(  ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x)I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x ) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x ) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(  ) I NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(x) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TIED UP
(x) I NEVER HAVE  BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER PISSED ON SOMEONE ELSE
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER RODE IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR
(x ) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (pens and paper count!)
(  ) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(  ) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(  ) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(x) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(  ) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(  ) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER JERKED OFF ON CAM
(x ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER MADE A SEX TAPE
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN TO A WICCAN CEREMONY
(x) I'VE NEVER MOVED TO ANOTHER CITY TO BE WITH A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
(x) I'VE NEVER WALKED AROUND MY YARD NAKED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
(  ) I'VE NEVER GONE TO SCHOOL WITHOUT WEARING UNDERWEAR
(x) I NEVER TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE TO EAT MY SHORTS BACK WHEN IT WAS 'COOL' TO DO SO
(x) I NEVER SPANKED SOMEONE
(x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT WORK
(x) I NEVER GOT MARRIED
(x) I NEVER GOT DIVORCED
(x) I NEVER HAD CHILDREN