Perspective

[melvin_udall]

Genius quotes c/o prader"It may sometimes be expedient for a man to heat the stove with his furniture. But he should not delude himself by believing that he has discovered a wonderful new method of heating his premises

Comments

[prader]

How can you dumb down the latter one any more than it already is?

[melvin_udall]

A glass of apple juice and a glass of piss may look the same. No matter how much you keep drinking yours swearing there's no difference it'll eventually kill you.

I don't know. I'll think of something. They'll never get past "potassium".

[prader]

I literally just laughed out loud.

[melvin_udall]

:)

burning up our furniture

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