Entertainment

Nov 12, 2007 13:26

When I first read the hobbit on Lost was dating the loony and stupidly hot Evangeline Lilly I thought, "This will last three months max after he dies on the show." I was a little off. This chick clearly has the attention span of a gnat, your short ass is sitting around whining about being jobless, and you're you. Just thank God for the time you got, doc.

Fox reshuffles 24, rendering the jail time deal Sutherland got even more unfair. Poor bastard.

And speaking of DUI laws...


Mickey Rourke Arrested In Miami For Scootering Under The Influence. Those things can be DANGEROUS. And he's *GASP* partaken of the demon rum!

Al Pacino and Robert De Niro are in a film together, also starring Fitty Cent. On behalf of all the skilled black actors in Hollywood I would like to thank you, movie producers, for casting some scumbag rap "artist" in the same film with these incredible actors.

Former Writer's Assistant Calls Bullshit On Ellen DeGeneres's Crocodile Tears
I buy this 100%.

The Writer's Strike: If you want to understand the writer's strike, this 4 minute video explains it well. I'd be willing to bet high that the union didn't put this out. Too competent, too good an idea.

Get Smart looks more and more like it will be worth seeing. Bill Murray, Steve Carrell, and Anne Hathaway.

GAH! We didn't see Wynona's lovely nudity when I would have cared because Francis Ford Coppola is a wussy. Damn him!

I love Timothy Olyphant all the more now. Hitman looked like it had potential. Crazy eyes Seth Bullock, bald and killing people, set to Ava Maria. I. AM. IN. Unfortunately, this is Olyphant on the director, "I kept saying I was trying to get that guy fired for months. They finally fired him? Fuck! I was saying that forever. He doesn't speak English, didn't anybody see that?". The film will likely suck, but go him for saying it.

Hopefully the director of this one will speak English. I am excited. Max Payne, Mark Wahlberg
I love Wahlberg. I LOVE that game. Wahlberg wouldn't have been my first choice for that role, but I'm still very anxious to see this.

Lions for Lambs BOMBED. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! 7 million, with Streep and Cruise. WWTDD's comments sum this up perfectly
If you want to feel bad for studios losing money, for some reason, try to remember they haven't seen an anti-war, anti-Bush, or anti-US profit loser they haven't liked yet.
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