Entertainment
Brad Pitt is not kidding with charity. While that's nice and all New Orleans is STILL below sea level and surrounded by water. This is just 150 homes that will be reimbursed with taxpayer money the next time the place floods.
David Letterman beats up on Paris. I'm torn. I hate her, but he's just a moron dick who bullies those few who can't fight back.
If you think Americans are dumb...
I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry was the top movie overseas.
Jackie Chan didn't think Rush Hour 3 was funny either.
Guy who banged Paris on video wins STD bingo, marrying Pam Anderson. If you can call that winning.
Man who was in custody for trying to extort Tom Cruise "commits suicide. Let's see. He offended an ultra rich batshit crazy member of a fanatical unscrupulous cult. Call me a conspiracy theorist but... if they'll kidnap Katie Holmes and turn her into a Stepford Wife in two weeks, I'm sure this was a cinch.
Natalie Portman is a whiny causehead, crying on stage about microfinance and global poverty. Most global poverty is tacitly encouraged by the U.N. But we won't here that from you will we, weepy? Hello? She's an actress! Shut off the waterworks. Stop teasing me with the nude scenes and I might listen.
AHAHAHAAHAH! Comedy Gold:
ex-Survivor jerkoff with whom I'm blessedly unfamiliar jumped on and humped Bonaduce for attention. And immediately found himself chewing floor. Bonaduce is actually getting grief for this. Um... you don't get to hop on me and gyrate. Video at link.
David Letterman beats up on Paris. I'm torn. I hate her, but he's just a moron dick who bullies those few who can't fight back.
If you think Americans are dumb...
I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry was the top movie overseas.
Jackie Chan didn't think Rush Hour 3 was funny either.
Guy who banged Paris on video wins STD bingo, marrying Pam Anderson. If you can call that winning.
Man who was in custody for trying to extort Tom Cruise "commits suicide. Let's see. He offended an ultra rich batshit crazy member of a fanatical unscrupulous cult. Call me a conspiracy theorist but... if they'll kidnap Katie Holmes and turn her into a Stepford Wife in two weeks, I'm sure this was a cinch.
Natalie Portman is a whiny causehead, crying on stage about microfinance and global poverty. Most global poverty is tacitly encouraged by the U.N. But we won't here that from you will we, weepy? Hello? She's an actress! Shut off the waterworks. Stop teasing me with the nude scenes and I might listen.
AHAHAHAAHAH! Comedy Gold:
ex-Survivor jerkoff with whom I'm blessedly unfamiliar jumped on and humped Bonaduce for attention. And immediately found himself chewing floor. Bonaduce is actually getting grief for this. Um... you don't get to hop on me and gyrate. Video at link.