Entertainment
Britney Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of 6 months in jail."
Sober, on camera, she drives into a parked car. Just now she's charged. Given Nicole Richie's 20 minutes served this should be amusing.
I don't know who Adrianne Curry is but she's about to get a ration of shit for being right about race in this country.
Just in time for the election HBO is putting out Recount, a drama about the controversial Florida results in the 2000 presidential election starring Kevin "I love communists" Spacey. I'm certain this'll be fair and unbiased.
Blah, blah, Brad Pitt movie. I link this because it has an amusing story about how alcohol helped an extra get his SAG card and an extra 600 bucks pay. Is there anything it can't do?
Kiefer Sutherland Got Another DUI. Please note: He didn't get a DUI for being parked facing the wrong way on a highway while on drugs. He didn't get a DUI for weaving, hitting someone or hitting something. He did an illegal U-turn he likely would have done sober and now faces jail time in case he might have hurt someone while driving. Another win for neo-Prohibitionist nanny state MADD moms! Rejoice, bitches. I guarantee with twice the legal limit (which is only twice because it got lowered) he can still drive better than any of you harpies yammering on your cell phone while failing to signal whenever you change lanes. The turn signal isn't for YOU. It's for THE OTHER DRIVERS. USE IT. Let's see some polticians nagging cops to bust people for THAT.
And finally, a true mood enhancer for me. A man who is nearly as high strung as I am sharing true words of wisdom. I mentioned the other day that Lewis Black performed at the Emmys. And I loved every word. Every TV VP should be strapped down and forced to watch this on repeat until their eyes bleed.
Knock off the fucking ads while I'm watching something! "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NEXT SHOW. WE'RE WATCHING THE SHOW!" Thank you, Mr. Black.
Sober, on camera, she drives into a parked car. Just now she's charged. Given Nicole Richie's 20 minutes served this should be amusing.
I don't know who Adrianne Curry is but she's about to get a ration of shit for being right about race in this country.
Just in time for the election HBO is putting out Recount, a drama about the controversial Florida results in the 2000 presidential election starring Kevin "I love communists" Spacey. I'm certain this'll be fair and unbiased.
Blah, blah, Brad Pitt movie. I link this because it has an amusing story about how alcohol helped an extra get his SAG card and an extra 600 bucks pay. Is there anything it can't do?
Kiefer Sutherland Got Another DUI. Please note: He didn't get a DUI for being parked facing the wrong way on a highway while on drugs. He didn't get a DUI for weaving, hitting someone or hitting something. He did an illegal U-turn he likely would have done sober and now faces jail time in case he might have hurt someone while driving. Another win for neo-Prohibitionist nanny state MADD moms! Rejoice, bitches. I guarantee with twice the legal limit (which is only twice because it got lowered) he can still drive better than any of you harpies yammering on your cell phone while failing to signal whenever you change lanes. The turn signal isn't for YOU. It's for THE OTHER DRIVERS. USE IT. Let's see some polticians nagging cops to bust people for THAT.
And finally, a true mood enhancer for me. A man who is nearly as high strung as I am sharing true words of wisdom. I mentioned the other day that Lewis Black performed at the Emmys. And I loved every word. Every TV VP should be strapped down and forced to watch this on repeat until their eyes bleed.
Knock off the fucking ads while I'm watching something! "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NEXT SHOW. WE'RE WATCHING THE SHOW!" Thank you, Mr. Black.