Audacity of epic proportions
Movie fans, sci fi geeks especially, brace yourself for some mind blowing asshattery...
George Lucas, maker of the Star Wars prequels, George merchandising ego-tripping poop joke Lucas says Spiderman 3 is silly.
George, I don't care if it's 2 & 1/2 hours of Peter Parker taking a dump, it would STILL be better than the travesty you committed against your once wonderful universe. Please kiss my ass and give me my 27 bucks back. Oh wait. I didn't pay for that shit after I suffered through Jar-Jar fucking Binks and the Deus Ex Machina from Hell that was that crappy fight. And Midochlorians! The FORCE is just a chemical content in your BLOOD?!? I can get a fucking transfusion and kick Luke's ass?!? Episode One was the best argument for torrenting EVER. So give me back my 9 bucks. And know, should I ever be famous in Hollywood, I'm going to whip it out and piss on your leg for all the scifi fans out there. And when you ask why my answer will be one word: "Midochlorians."
And to all you out there who bitch about how Hollywood has no original ideas and you hate sequilitis, if you went to see Episodes II & III in the theater, shut your trap right now. YOu brought it on yourselves.
George Lucas, maker of the Star Wars prequels, George merchandising ego-tripping poop joke Lucas says Spiderman 3 is silly.
George, I don't care if it's 2 & 1/2 hours of Peter Parker taking a dump, it would STILL be better than the travesty you committed against your once wonderful universe. Please kiss my ass and give me my 27 bucks back. Oh wait. I didn't pay for that shit after I suffered through Jar-Jar fucking Binks and the Deus Ex Machina from Hell that was that crappy fight. And Midochlorians! The FORCE is just a chemical content in your BLOOD?!? I can get a fucking transfusion and kick Luke's ass?!? Episode One was the best argument for torrenting EVER. So give me back my 9 bucks. And know, should I ever be famous in Hollywood, I'm going to whip it out and piss on your leg for all the scifi fans out there. And when you ask why my answer will be one word: "Midochlorians."
And to all you out there who bitch about how Hollywood has no original ideas and you hate sequilitis, if you went to see Episodes II & III in the theater, shut your trap right now. YOu brought it on yourselves.