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Mar 05, 2007 08:58

I don't understand why women doubt me when I say this. This is infinitely hotter to me than a pair of double Ds any day.

I've often said, and will many more times to come, that Jessica Biel is ridiculously hot. Here is proof, video clips from her films. In the last she is fully clothed yet super hot, dancing on Ellen.

Speaking of my juvenile obsessions, this is a link to the Top 10 Lesbian (non-porn) Movie Scenes. NWS?

More trouble on the Grey's Anatomy set. I don't care, really. My only real attraction to the show is in the pic shown with this link. She makes me hungry. The lead cast are annoying uber-females, not so outright offensive as the Sex and the City bitches, and a step below the Gilmores in self-absorbed annoyance, but still not anyone I look on for more than amusement at their troubles. Long live "the Nazi!" Her I like. I kind of like the one that dates George, but she's disturbingly... husky for him. I don't mean weight. I mean she's the poster child for "big boned." I enjoy her, though, as she is one of the two women who tells the bitches that they're bitches. I'm rambling...

The attention whore, emphasis on the latter, who posed in a wet T-shirt on the WWII Memorial will not be removed from American Idol. (Thumbnail links are NWS)

Hollywood out of ideas: Caveman commercial to become failed series. I will say in its favor, the guy who wrote the Tiny House commercial is writing it. That killed me.

Matt Foley, inspirational speaker. SNL could use some Chris Farley funny.

The tattooed freak show and her wife are adopting again. Dear Ms. Jolie, on behalf of the countless orphans in your county, state, country, continent and hempisphere, screw you. Making collectables out of other countries' orphans doesn't make you a heroine. I see this as little different than your need to mar the beauty women would kill for with the ink collection. We get it. You're different.

Rosie O'Donnell, typical liberal, big fat bitch. When Elisabeth Hasselbeck tries to make a point Rosie does what so many libs love to do, raise the volume, keep talking, then find some reason why the opposing view has no value. Hasselbeck was all class, and Rosie was the sloppy obnoxious pig she always is. Anyway, the link is to how it made Hasselbeck cry. I can now officially not hate Rosie more.

And since I waited so long to post, here's more on the above two stories. It's also FOR THE LADIES. The thumbnails are of Angelina's hunky wife holding their little girl. Adorable!
The main pic illustrates some of the inked devastation of Jolie.
The attached video is the sloppy fat obnoxious loud lying liberal pig telling Hasselbeck why her opinion has no value. I think we need to find a 50 year old to tell Rosie she's a sloppy fat obnoxious loud lying liberal pig who should shut up. After all, if they're older they're right.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: SCIENCE!
Men, start loading your ladies up with skim milk immediately! "Harvard University announced yesterday that drinking whole milk and eating high-fat ice cream appears to benefit women who want to get pregnant." Thanks for the warning, Harvard!

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