Entertainment
-Eva Longoria is still unjustifiably arrogant, but for us it pays off this time.
-More Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes news. First, "Suri" means "princess" in Hebrew... except according to the Jews. A better theory of the origin is after the cut. Suitably creepy, of course. To add to the creepy, Tom had to leave post-birth with the film of the birth to report in to the Scientology overlords.
-Tina Fey and SNL stage another doomed-to-failure intervention on Lindsay "white nose" Lohan. Hey folks, the first one didn't work. How about you intervene on yourselves and get off of this addiction to unfunny?
-Angelina Jolie's wife has actually come up with something I support.
-Go David Spade! I don't know how you pulled this off, but well done. You are an inspiration for geeks everywhere!
Eva Longoria insists she won't renew her contract with Desperate Housewives because she wants to move on from television and focus on working in movies. When asked how long she thought the show would last, Longoria said:
"God, I hope not past our (current) contract. Honestly, I think shows wear out their welcome. I don't want to be on Seventh Heaven for 20 years and no one's really watching and it's hanging on by a thread. Even now there's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career. And I want to do movies anyway."
I cannot wait for you to fade off into obscurity. You've got nothing to offer that 4 out of 5 random women in LA can't. See ya.
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When Katie Holmes gave birth Tuesday night, most details came out pretty quick, the headline of which was that Katie and fiancee Tom Cruise were the new paretns of a little girl named Suri. At the time, it was explained that Suri was an old Hebrew word for "princess". Which apparently is news to people who speak Hebrew. "Nobody here has ever really heard of it," said one Israeli radio host during a discussion Thursday, a sentiment shared by the Yediot Ahronot newspaper during a half-page story on Wednesday. "We seem to have learned a new Hebrew word - and from Tom Cruise, no less," said an anchorman later that day.
In Japanese, Suri means "pickpocket" or "thief". Other internet reports claim that Suri may just be a clever way to pay homage to - brace yourself - Scientology and it's founder L.Ron Hubbard, since Surrey is the town in England where Hubbard last lived and is the headquarters for scientology in the UK.
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Tom left Katie just a few hours after the delivery to check in with his bosses at Scientology. A source says:
"Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counseling - or auditing as the church calls it."
Hey guys. Here's some film of my girlfriend's vagina. Wow.
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Tina Fey, the head writer of the now horribly unfunny SNL and the writer of Lohan's most successful movie to date, Mean Girls, staged an intervention with Lindsay when she hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend. Tina enlisted the help of other cast members to convince Lindsay to give up her wild ways. A source tells Life & Style magazine:
They brought up everything. Nothing was off-limits. Tina told her she was wasting her gift of acting." Meanwhile, cast member Kenan Thompson reveals: "You just gotta say: 'Sometimes you shouldn't be doing that. You gotta drop that.'"
It didn't work the first time, kids.
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This will likely be perverted, but for now I approve.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-04-20-pitt-designs_x.htm
Brad Pitt called for people to submit proposals for an environmentally friendly design competition he is sponsoring to rebuild parts of New Orleans devastated by Hurricane Katrina.
"This competition asks the question, can this catastrophe be turned into opportunity? Can we create for these neighborhoods and its families something even better than they had before? We encourage anyone with an idea to get involved," the actor said Thursday in a statement.
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Go David Spade!
http://popsugar.com/6560
-More Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes news. First, "Suri" means "princess" in Hebrew... except according to the Jews. A better theory of the origin is after the cut. Suitably creepy, of course. To add to the creepy, Tom had to leave post-birth with the film of the birth to report in to the Scientology overlords.
-Tina Fey and SNL stage another doomed-to-failure intervention on Lindsay "white nose" Lohan. Hey folks, the first one didn't work. How about you intervene on yourselves and get off of this addiction to unfunny?
-Angelina Jolie's wife has actually come up with something I support.
-Go David Spade! I don't know how you pulled this off, but well done. You are an inspiration for geeks everywhere!
Eva Longoria insists she won't renew her contract with Desperate Housewives because she wants to move on from television and focus on working in movies. When asked how long she thought the show would last, Longoria said:
"God, I hope not past our (current) contract. Honestly, I think shows wear out their welcome. I don't want to be on Seventh Heaven for 20 years and no one's really watching and it's hanging on by a thread. Even now there's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career. And I want to do movies anyway."
I cannot wait for you to fade off into obscurity. You've got nothing to offer that 4 out of 5 random women in LA can't. See ya.
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When Katie Holmes gave birth Tuesday night, most details came out pretty quick, the headline of which was that Katie and fiancee Tom Cruise were the new paretns of a little girl named Suri. At the time, it was explained that Suri was an old Hebrew word for "princess". Which apparently is news to people who speak Hebrew. "Nobody here has ever really heard of it," said one Israeli radio host during a discussion Thursday, a sentiment shared by the Yediot Ahronot newspaper during a half-page story on Wednesday. "We seem to have learned a new Hebrew word - and from Tom Cruise, no less," said an anchorman later that day.
In Japanese, Suri means "pickpocket" or "thief". Other internet reports claim that Suri may just be a clever way to pay homage to - brace yourself - Scientology and it's founder L.Ron Hubbard, since Surrey is the town in England where Hubbard last lived and is the headquarters for scientology in the UK.
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Tom left Katie just a few hours after the delivery to check in with his bosses at Scientology. A source says:
"Tom would have been required to report back about the birth, tell them if it was silent or not and if Katie was given drugs. He would have been asked to hand over notes and recordings to supervisors who will determine if anything traumatic happened to the mother and baby. If so, Katie will be given extra counseling - or auditing as the church calls it."
Hey guys. Here's some film of my girlfriend's vagina. Wow.
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Tina Fey, the head writer of the now horribly unfunny SNL and the writer of Lohan's most successful movie to date, Mean Girls, staged an intervention with Lindsay when she hosted Saturday Night Live this past weekend. Tina enlisted the help of other cast members to convince Lindsay to give up her wild ways. A source tells Life & Style magazine:
They brought up everything. Nothing was off-limits. Tina told her she was wasting her gift of acting." Meanwhile, cast member Kenan Thompson reveals: "You just gotta say: 'Sometimes you shouldn't be doing that. You gotta drop that.'"
It didn't work the first time, kids.
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This will likely be perverted, but for now I approve.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2006-04-20-pitt-designs_x.htm
Brad Pitt called for people to submit proposals for an environmentally friendly design competition he is sponsoring to rebuild parts of New Orleans devastated by Hurricane Katrina.
"This competition asks the question, can this catastrophe be turned into opportunity? Can we create for these neighborhoods and its families something even better than they had before? We encourage anyone with an idea to get involved," the actor said Thursday in a statement.
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Go David Spade!
http://popsugar.com/6560