Melvin Entertains Himself
*Paris Hilton attends a $2500 donation to enter charity party, and doesn't pay. In other shocking Paris-is-scum news, have you been wondering how such a sleezy whore manages not to get Herpes? The obvious answer is, what makes you think herpes slows her down? Yum. The good news is the magazines are finally starting to realize she doesn't sell. So maybe soon she'll go away.
*Meryl Streep needs to STFU as she tells Kiera Knightley posing nude for Vanity Fair was wrong for a serious actress. I'm sorry you aren't as hot as Ms. Knightley, but shut up, grandma. Kiera is an incredible actress, recognized as such, and showed her breasts on film at age 15 while still being recognized. The 1920s are long gone.
*Bill Paxton is pretty cool, and the "ladies" of The View are lying betraying catty bitches. Shocker. If Paxton were a real man he'd have punched one in the face.
*I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is kissing Salma Hayek but I encourage this. (Even though Lohan still looks like a coke whore.)
*Meryl Streep needs to STFU as she tells Kiera Knightley posing nude for Vanity Fair was wrong for a serious actress. I'm sorry you aren't as hot as Ms. Knightley, but shut up, grandma. Kiera is an incredible actress, recognized as such, and showed her breasts on film at age 15 while still being recognized. The 1920s are long gone.
*Bill Paxton is pretty cool, and the "ladies" of The View are lying betraying catty bitches. Shocker. If Paxton were a real man he'd have punched one in the face.
*I don't know why Lindsay Lohan is kissing Salma Hayek but I encourage this. (Even though Lohan still looks like a coke whore.)