Prologue
Prologue
Apollo Folks was/is quite literally, and without a hint of exaggeration, a complete and utter bastard. He did/does terrible, horrible, unspeakable things to strangers and even worse things to the people that he loves (or, more accurately, to the people who love him, because, in as far as we can fathom, Apollo Folks is a subhuman fiend who is incapable of love). I have fancied, in so far as it is safe to fancy at times, that Apollo Folks might have, as some sort of sick parody of the Holy Conception, been born out of Satan’s ass, in a great mess of blood and feces. He was then no doubt delivered into the world by the hand of the father below to mislead and corrupt the Church of man, and to lead them into sin and perdition.
That said; let me say a little more. Apollo Folks is a fucker. He is a fucking, cock-sucking, ass-fucking, piece of shit, motherfucker, asshole, cunt, and, at the very least, he deserves to die a horrible and painful death which involves something long, sharp, cold, and metal being forced up his asshole and out through his mouth. This is because, as you are soon to learn, no good death, no decent death, is a death fit for Apollo Folks.
Now…I’m sure that more than one of you are now vainly grasping to pull meaning out that convoluted sleuth of potty mouth that I just unleashed, but please, don’t bother. We have a whole book ahead of us to take care that. In fact…why don’t we start the book right now?
Apollo Folks was/is quite literally, and without a hint of exaggeration, a complete and utter bastard. He did/does terrible, horrible, unspeakable things to strangers and even worse things to the people that he loves (or, more accurately, to the people who love him, because, in as far as we can fathom, Apollo Folks is a subhuman fiend who is incapable of love). I have fancied, in so far as it is safe to fancy at times, that Apollo Folks might have, as some sort of sick parody of the Holy Conception, been born out of Satan’s ass, in a great mess of blood and feces. He was then no doubt delivered into the world by the hand of the father below to mislead and corrupt the Church of man, and to lead them into sin and perdition.
That said; let me say a little more. Apollo Folks is a fucker. He is a fucking, cock-sucking, ass-fucking, piece of shit, motherfucker, asshole, cunt, and, at the very least, he deserves to die a horrible and painful death which involves something long, sharp, cold, and metal being forced up his asshole and out through his mouth. This is because, as you are soon to learn, no good death, no decent death, is a death fit for Apollo Folks.
Now…I’m sure that more than one of you are now vainly grasping to pull meaning out that convoluted sleuth of potty mouth that I just unleashed, but please, don’t bother. We have a whole book ahead of us to take care that. In fact…why don’t we start the book right now?