For those gearing up for the Great Zombiepocalypse:

Sep 05, 2010 08:21

And though I may be flippant about it, I do understand that a number of my FList are working toward saving up staple foods in case of emergency. While I think this is the new Bomb Shelter™, I respect your right to disagree with me. And I acknowledge the benefits of having non-perishable foods around the house. So, I'll still help you out to the best of my ability. (That way you'll think kindly of me when I prove to be wrong.....)

So, for those people who are interested in buying storable foods in bulk, I bring you: Emergency Essentials. They not only have food, they have Roadside Emergency Kits, Camping Emergency Kits, Power Failure Emergency Kits --with solar panel.

And for my Viking friends, the Pièce de Resistance: The Mead-making Emergency Kit!, including Yeast by the Pound.

No no. Don't thank me. Just throw money. Small bills are fine. Twenties. Fifties. Or, of course, I'll take a bottle of that fine mead........
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