Fake Boyfriend; What I do for Love
Fake Boyfriend: What I do For Love
Pairing: YooMin, YunJae, HoMin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: It's a bit long. About 7000+ O.O
Summary: Changmin meets his ex-boyfriend, Yunho, who is in a relationship with Jaejoong. Changmin, in his jealousy, blurts out that he has a boyfriend. Yunho seems keen on keeping Yoochun away from Changmin, and jealousy breaks loose. Just what exactly is happening?
Disclaimer: I own all of them, and they are now taking turns fucking Changmin. /smiles
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“Min,” Yoochun says blankly. “you’re smart, the top of the class-the school even, but I cannot believe that you would say something as stupid as that!”
“I know,” Changmin whines. “but-but, I just panicked! I was jealous! He has a boyfriend, can you believe that?”
“Oh gee, Min, just by breaking up with you, he can never date again, and he’ll be a widow-sort of-and can never raise his own family, with 5 sons, and 20 daughters,” Yoochun states sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
“Right,” Changmin says. “Besides, I’m better than his new one, I mean, I’m cooler, smarter, more handsome, charming-”
“Yeah, and way more modest too,” Yoochun interrupts, rolling his eyes.
“Right,” Changmin says again, not catching Yoochun’s sarcastic comment. “And, Chunnie, he asked for a double date. Double, did you catch that, or do I need to spell it out for you? D-O-U-”
“I know how to spell it, Changmin-ah,”
“Then help me!” Changmin shrieks into his ear. “I can’t go there without a boyfriend! They’ll know I’m lying-which I am, but that’s not the point. And if I don’t go there, they’ll think I stood them up, and then know I’m lying,”
Changmin drapes himself over Yoochun and moans, “Please Chunnie-yah? Just do it for me, just to make him jealous, please? See, you even reduced me to pleading, please?”
Yoochun sighs because he really has no chance with Changmin’s infamous puppy dog eyes and pouty lips. When he nods reluctantly, Changmin cheers and attacks him with a hug.
The things I do for you, Min, Yoochun thinks.
///
“So, what’s his boyfriend’s name again?” Yoochun asks while putting on his polo shirt. He contemplates if he should wear a tie but decided against it.
“Jaejoong,” Changmin growls vehemently.
Yoochun smirks, “Jealous?”
“No,” Changmin denies. “No, I won’t stoop to that level,”
“Right,” Yoochun drawls. “Just like the time you practically begged Junsu to buy you the limited edition series of Han Gain-ssi’s drama,”
Changmin blushes, “That was one time, and I only begged ‘cause the other guy was cute,”
“Right,” Yoochun pauses. “Would it be weird if I dressed in just a wife beater and jogging pants?”
Changmin gives him a weird look and says, “Dress nice, will you? Yunho said they’re taking us someplace fancy. I wouldn’t want to be embarrassed.”
“Oh yeah, I would be embarrassing you,” Yoochun says, snorting.
The younger glares at him and throws him a shirt, hitting him square in the forehead, “Shut up.”
///
Yoochun shivers and rubs his hands, “I swear, if they don’t come in the next minute, I am seriously going to get arrested for murder.”
Changmin tries to smile, and checks his watch, “It’s only been 1 and a half hou…” He growls. “Reserve that boyfriend’s body for me,” he sneers.
Just then, 2 figures came leisurely strolling, hand in hand (making Changmin scowl deeper), smilling, and Yoochun seriously wants to punch them in the face.
“Hey guys,” Yunho greets, waving. “This is Jaejoong, my boyfriend,”
Beside him, Jaejoong gives a loop-sided grin and waves as well.
“Hey, this is my boyfriend, Yoochun,” Changmin gestures to Yoochun, who bows graciously.
Yunho rakes his eyes over the man beside Changmin and gives a curt nod, “Yunho.”
Yoochun tilts his head, lifting a fine eyebrow. Did he even ask?
Changmin nudges Yoochun and says, “Mind if we go inside?”
Yunho breaks out from his stupor and laughs, hand rubbing the back of his neck. Ah, he still hasn’’t gotten rid of his habits, Changmin observes.
“Right, right,” Yunho grins, and leads them inside.
Jaejoong whispers, “He’s pretty forgetful, isn’t he? But that’s why I love him,” He smiles and winks.
Changmin twitches and feels something inside of him boil.
“Play nice, will you?” Yoochun mocks.
Changmin glares at him and stomps his foot on his, feeling greatly satisfied with Yoochun’s shriek of pain.
///
Changmin blushes when Yoochun pulls out the seat for him.
“I’m not a girl,” he tells, and tries not to snicker when Yunho tries to imitate him, and Jaejoong falls butt first onto the floor.
Yunho apologizes and lends a hand, and Jaejoong says, “It’s okay,” and pecks him on the lips.
“I know,” Yoochun smirks. “But you do look a bit feminine, are you sure?”
Changmin frowns and thwacks him upside the head.
“So,” Yunho starts. “How did you meet him?”
Now this would be interesting since they didn’t plan ahead, Yoochun thinks, And Changmin is always full of surprises. What would he come up with…
Changmin sighs, and wraps his arms around Yoochun’s more muscular and stronger arm (though he’ll never admit that) and acts like a completely smitten girl, “Well, we met at the local park,” the bar, the night you dumped me, you bastard. “And, he bumped into me, sending my books scattered in front of me,” He asked why I was bawling my eyes out, you insolent twit. “And I swear, it was just love at first sight.”
“The cherry blossoms were blooming too, and right on time, flower petals were falling from the sky,” Yoochun adds. More like teardrops were falling from the sky.
Jaejoong chuckles and brings the cup of wine to his lips, “That sounds like a drama,”
“It does,” Yunho agrees.
“Oh,” Changmin says. “Did we order already?”
“No, not yet,”
Just then, a waitress arrived and was obviously ogling Yoochun from the corner of her eyes. Changmin glowers.
“One Bulgogi,” Yunho orders, and asks his lover, “Jaejoong?”
“Daeji Galbi,” Jaejoong answers, smiling sweetly.
“1 samgyetang, please,” Yoochun says to her and she giggles.
Changmin glares daggers at her back and Yunho asks, noticing that his beloved boyfriend didn’t ask what he wants, “How ‘bout you, Min-ah?”
“Oh, we’ll share,” Yoochun answers on his behalf. “It’s our favorite.” He stresses, smirking as if to say, “Better luck next time, bro.”
Yunho frowns, nodding.
The waitress asks, “Is that all?”
Yoochun nods, and smiles, “Yes, uh,” He reads the nametag and recites the name. “Yeji-ssi.”
Yeji giggles and bows before retreating to the kitchen.
When the waitress is gone, Jaejoong has busied himself with texting on his phone, Yoochun occupying himself with something shiny on the floor, Changmin cursing the girl to the deepest pits of hell, and Yunho just staring at Changmin’s face.
Deafening silence.
It was incredibly awkward that Changmin excuses himself to get away from the awkwardness of it all. And besides, Yoochun was trying to cop a feel of his thighs. That pervert.
He was washing his hands when the door opened, and footsteps halts behind him. He looks up at the mirror and sees Yunho’s grim face.
“Hello,” he says.
Yunho nods, “Hey, been awhile, yeah?”
“Mmm,” Changmin nods, and looks at him. “Been awhile that I can barely recognize you,” he jokes, trying to lighten the atmosphere.
It was true, though. Yunho His black, silky hair was no more, just like his cuteness and chubby cheeks. Instead, he dyed it light brown, and his eyes, a deep hazel, his cheeks well-defined, no traces of cuteness whatsoever, just masculine. His arms grew larger too, and his face has a “V-line”. And, he fixed his crooked teeth (which Changmin thought was cute).
→
Changmin feels jealous.
Yunho smiles, “I could say the same for you,”
Changmin was an angel, like before, and still adorable. The makes you want to kill kind of adorable. He still has those chubby cheeks, and pouty ruby lips. His eyes were big, and his hair was curly, a tad longer than before, his golden brown highlighted locks falling onto his forehead, covering his eyes by a bit. Arms are muscular, but still, he can’t beat them in that section.
→
“Is that a good thing or a bad thing?” Changmin asks.
“Good,” Yunho says, voice raspy. “Definitely good,”
Changmin smiles widely. “I-I’ll just go now,” he says, and leaves the bathroom.
Yunho drops his smile and sighs, rubbing his face, “The things you do to me, Minnie,”
///
“Oh, the food’s here,” Changmin claps his hands and grins.
Yoochun snorts, “Food is always your first priority, huh,”
“No,” Changmin pouts and nuzzles Yoochun’s arm. “You always make me sound bad,”
Yunho sees their interaction, and his expression darkens. Jaejoong grins, all sunny and all when he sees him, and tells him to sit down.
“Hyung, you know that I’ll probably finish all the food, right?” Changmin asks his best friend boyfriend.
“Yeah, I know, but I don’t really eat much anyway,” Yoochun laughs.
A snort. “Yeah, that’s why you’re so skinny,”
“Says the guy who’s practically a stick!” Yoochun counters.
“Am not,” Changmin argues then turns huge puppy dog eyes on the other couple. “Am I?”
“No, I think you’re perfect, Min-ah,” Yunho reassures, while Jaejoong tells, “Well, you are a tad bit thin.”
Changmin flashes him a smile, cheeks tinted pink, not bothering to glance at Jaejoong’s direction making him pout, and Yoochun glares at the obvious flirting.
“Th-thanks,” Changmin perks up at the old pet name. “Min?”
“Yeah, Minnie, Min, Boo,” Yunho shrugs and chuckles. “You know,”
Jaejoong pouts at being ignored and hugs Yunho’s arm, “My Yunnie.”
Yunho tweaks him on the nose, and grins, “My Boojae.”
Changmin blanches and Yoochun sticks a finger in his mouth and pretends to puke.
“Cheesy couple,” Yoochun says between chews.
“Mm,” Jaejoong agrees and laughs. “Our nickname!”
Changmin snorts, “Greasy couple?”
Jaejoong shrugs, smiling and asks, “What about you two? There must be something your friends call you guys.”
The two look at each other, grins and says at the same time, “Mickey Mouse couple!”
“Huh?” YunJae asks, confused, and Yunho feels a twinge of jealousy.
“I’m Micky, he’s Minnie,” Yoochun explains, a small smile on his lips.
“Ah,” Yunho says. “How old are you, Yoochun-ssi?”
“24,” Yoochun answers, eyebrows lifting in question. “Why?”
“Nothing,” Yunho shakes his head. “Just… nothing,”
Yoochun continues to stare at him, and wonders what Changmin sees in him. He’s handsome, he admits, but nothing special. What about him? He’s more manly (Pssh), handsome, charming, and waaay more good looking than him. So why?
Yunho looks uncomfortable by Yoochun’s staring and asks, “Er, Yoochun-ssi, is there something on my face?”
“No,” Yoochun continues staring. “Did you do plastic surgery?”
Yunho shakes his head, and once again, Changmin nudges him, “No,” Yunho answers, honestly, “My face is 110% natural.”
Jaejoong beams and kisses him on the lips, “Just how I like it.”
Changmin scowls, and orders dessert, scowling even more when it was that damn waitress that was blatantly checking Yoochun out.
“1 Patbingsoo,” he tells, and she nods and turns to leave, but not before slipping a piece of paper in his hand, and winks.
He blushes when he takes in the words scribbled there, and casts a quick glance to his ‘lover’.
Yoochun leans closer and asks, hot breath on his neck, “What’s that?”
Changmin crumples the paper, and smiles innocently, “Nothing,”
“Liar,” Yoochun frowns and makes a grab for it.
Unfortunately for him, Changmin has great reflexes, and takes the paper in his left hand (Yoochun was on his right) and stretches his arm. Yoochun may be stronger, but he was taller.
Yunho sees it and gently but quickly takes the piece of paper from his hand, unfolding it.
“Hey!” Changmin cries out incredulously. “No fair!” and decides that the most mature thing to do is pout and sulk in his seat.
Yoochun laughs and pinches his cheek none too gently, and he scowls again.
Yunho reads it, expression unreadable, and hands it to Yoochun, who takes it, thankful.
Yoochun’s lips twitches and he lets out a small chuckle, “Well, she’s certainly right, we do make a cute couple.”
Changmin blushes, and right on cue, his dessert was placed in front of him, with 2 spoons. He looks to his left and Yeji beams, “Enjoy!”
She turns to the other couple and asks, “Dessert?”
They both say no, and she shrugs, “Okay, hey Yoochun oppa!”
Yoochun grins, “Hey, Jiji,”
She rolls her eyes, “I told you not to call me that,”
Yoochun shrugs, and when she sees the jealousy in Changmin’s eyes, she explains, “I’m his cousin.”
“Oh,” he says. “Oh.”
She laughs, and tells them, “Dinner’s on me, guys.”
Yoochun raises an eyebrow, skeptical, “Does that mean, on you, or on your boyfriend.”
“On him,” She laughs again. “Besides, he owns this place, it’s no biggie, really, and besides, he forgot our anniversary, that bastard,” she curses.
Jaejoong sympathizes and says, “I know how you feel, sister,” and tries to pat her on the back.
She lifts an eyebrow, her hands on her hips, “Who are you?”
“Jaejoong, Kim Jaejoong, Jung Yunho’s boyfriend,” he motions to the man beside him, smiling.
“Okay, yeah, sure,” She dismisses him with a wave, and turns to Yoochun, frowning, “And oppa! He wouldn’t even introduce me to his friends! Can you believe that? Am I that much of an embarrassment?”
“Then break up with him,” Yoochun yawns, and Changmin looks pleased at Jaejoong’s distraught look.
“Oppa, I can’t,” her face crumbles in adoration. “I love him,”
“Sappy,” Jaejoong comments.
“I’m sorry,” Yaeji says. “Did I ask you?”
Jaejoong pouts, and Yunho wraps a comforting arm around his shoulder.
“Talk some sense into him, oppa,” she tells. “He’s in the back, I’ll go get him, alright?” with that, she dashes off, not waiting for Yoochun’s answer.
“Wow, so patient,” he says, and smiles at Changmin.
“Well, you two are definitely cousins, are you sure you guys aren’t siblings?”
“Positive, besides, I’m sure she doesn’t want any more brothers when she already has 2,” Yoochun says, and spoons a bit of Patbingsoo, and feeds Changmin.
“…”
“Changmin?” Yoochun asks.
He ignores him and asks, “Is… Is that Junsu?”
The others instantly turn around and Yoochun gapes in shock, “Junsu?!”
“That’s what I just said,” Changmin rolls his eyes.
“Oppa,” Yaeji whines, a pout forming on her lips. “Come on!”
“I don’t want to,” is Junsu’s reply. “We can meet them some other time,”
“That’s what you always say, come on, they’re here,”
“Fine, but only for awhile, okay?” she beams, pecking him on the lips, and takes his hand and drags him to the table.
To say that Junsu was shocked when he saw them was an understatement.
“Y-yoochun? Changmin?! Yunho hyung?!” Junsu cries out. “Wh-what are you guys doing here?”
“We should be asking you that,” Yoochun takes a sip of wine. “You’re dating my cousin, and apparently, owns a large chain of 5 star restaurants.”
Junsu pales, and starts spluttering, “C-cousin?! Oh my god, I didn’t know! …you?!”
The girl beside him frowns, and crosses her arms, “So, they’re your friends?”
Junsu nods feebly and gives her a nervous smile, and she huffs, stomping back to the kitchen.
“Ji! You know I love you, right?” Junsu shouts and runs after her.
“So, you know Junsu?” Changmin speaks.
Yunho nods timidly, “Yeah, we’ve been friends since high school,” and Changmin makes an “o” shape with his mouth.
Jaejoong feels kind of left out in the conversation and bravely asks, “Who tops in the relationship?”
Changmin blushes, and Yoochun tries to hide his chuckle by coughing, “We… you know, not yet, don’t… know,” Changmin mumbles embarrassedly.
“Ah,” Jaejoong nods, and grins, wide and toothy, “Then, if you do, wear a condom, safe sex is the best sex!” at the end of his exclamation, he shoots a thumbs up at them.
Changmin splutters even more, and Yoochun can’t hold his snickers and laughs out loud.
“I’m sorry, Jaejoong could be a little… blunt sometimes,” Yunho apologizes.
“A bit?” Yoochun asks, grinning.
Yunho’s eye twitches, and Changmin notices, “Fine, a lot.”
“Thanks,” Jaejoong smiles his megawatt smile. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Yunniebear, could you do something for me?” Jaejoong asks, smiling sweetly.
Changmin nearly blanches and swallows his vomit. Yunniebear?!
“Of course, JaeBoo,” Yunho returns the smile.
“Cut! Okay, new name: Duo-that’ll-make-you-vomit-in-the-back-of-your-throats couple.” Yoochun says.
Jaejoong pouts and counters back, “Lovely couple,”
“Annoying couple,”
“Sweet couple,”
“Icky couple,”
“Best couple,”
“…” Yoochun runs out of adjectives to say, and just resorts to sulking. Changmin mentally squeals at the sight, and pecks the pouting lips.
Afterwards, he tries to hide his blushing face, and Yoochun looks stunned. A slow smile spreads across his face, and he beams.
Yunho stands up and says in a rush, taking Jaejoong’s hand, “Well, nice meeting you, Min and… whoever you are, but we need to go,” he taps at his watch and scurries out the door.
Jaejoong yells as they go, “We should chat sometimes! Don’t worry about the number, Yunnie already gave you his while we were chatting about sex!”
The majority of the restaurant looks at them, and Changmin splutters again, Yoochun’s in a too good of a mood to care and Changmin slides down his seat, wishing the ground would open and swallow him whole.
///
“What do you see in Yunho anyway, Min-ah?” Yoochun asks.
“Don’t call him Yunho, you bitch!” Changmin seethes before smiling angelically. “You can call him Yunho-ssi!”
Yoochun rolls his eyes, “Whatever Min, whatever.”
“Now, back to the topic!” Changmin screeches. “I like everything about him! EVERYTHING, alright?”
“Describe “everything”,” Yoochun pauses. “On second thought, don’t, ‘cause I know you’ll come up with something cheesy anyway.”
“That is not true,” Changmin says, then admits. “Yes, maybe, a bit.”
Yoochun chuckles, “I knew it.”
“But I know you like it,” Changmin continues, grinning cheekily.
“No, I like cute guys, with penises, sweet, charming, smart, and a tad bit of innocence left in him so I could corrupt him,” Yoochun states.
“Then that’s me!” Changmin exclaims, eyes wide, and Yoochun snorts.
“Innocent? You’re hardly innocent, Min-ah.”
“I can if I want to,” Changmin pouts, fluttering his eyes slowly, making good use of his long eyelashes.
“Granted, you’re cute, but so not innocent,” Yoochun says.
Changmin pouts.
///
“Chunnie,” Changmin says softly. “Would you, like, be willing to dress in a Hanbok for me?”
“No,” Yoochun says.
“Why not?” Changmin whines. “please, Yoochunnie?”
Yoochun sighs and massages his temples, “Min, no, it’s for girls, and there’s no way in hell that you could make me cross dress. In fact, why don’t you wear it? I know for sure you’ll make a better girl than me.”
Changmin blushes and says, “But I don’t enjoy cross dressing.”
“Well, neither do I.”
“But, but, please?” Changmin begs, his big doe eyes watering. “Just this once!”
Yoochun stares at Changmin. “Fine, but, you have to do something for me in return,” Yoochun smirks.
“Anything!” Changmin nods furiously.
Yoochun smiles, “Just don’t back out okay?”
Changmin says yes, and Yoochun agrees to wear the hanbok.
Changmin beams, and conjures up a hanbok; a gold jeogori, seemingly purple ribbon with exquisite details, and a long red chima that reaches to the ground.
Yoochun looks at him incredulously, “You planned this?!”
Changmin grins and kisses him on the cheek, “Just wear this tonight, Chunnie!” and with that, he runs off, blushing, leaving Yoochun standing there with a wide, goofy grin on, his right hand touching the cheek that Changmin pecked.
part 2
a/s: I disabled commenting on this part, please do comment in part 2 ^^
Pairing: YooMin, YunJae, HoMin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: It's a bit long. About 7000+ O.O
Summary: Changmin meets his ex-boyfriend, Yunho, who is in a relationship with Jaejoong. Changmin, in his jealousy, blurts out that he has a boyfriend. Yunho seems keen on keeping Yoochun away from Changmin, and jealousy breaks loose. Just what exactly is happening?
Disclaimer: I own all of them, and they are now taking turns fucking Changmin. /smiles
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“Min,” Yoochun says blankly. “you’re smart, the top of the class-the school even, but I cannot believe that you would say something as stupid as that!”
“I know,” Changmin whines. “but-but, I just panicked! I was jealous! He has a boyfriend, can you believe that?”
“Oh gee, Min, just by breaking up with you, he can never date again, and he’ll be a widow-sort of-and can never raise his own family, with 5 sons, and 20 daughters,” Yoochun states sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
“Right,” Changmin says. “Besides, I’m better than his new one, I mean, I’m cooler, smarter, more handsome, charming-”
“Yeah, and way more modest too,” Yoochun interrupts, rolling his eyes.
“Right,” Changmin says again, not catching Yoochun’s sarcastic comment. “And, Chunnie, he asked for a double date. Double, did you catch that, or do I need to spell it out for you? D-O-U-”
“I know how to spell it, Changmin-ah,”
“Then help me!” Changmin shrieks into his ear. “I can’t go there without a boyfriend! They’ll know I’m lying-which I am, but that’s not the point. And if I don’t go there, they’ll think I stood them up, and then know I’m lying,”
Changmin drapes himself over Yoochun and moans, “Please Chunnie-yah? Just do it for me, just to make him jealous, please? See, you even reduced me to pleading, please?”
Yoochun sighs because he really has no chance with Changmin’s infamous puppy dog eyes and pouty lips. When he nods reluctantly, Changmin cheers and attacks him with a hug.
The things I do for you, Min, Yoochun thinks.
///
“So, what’s his boyfriend’s name again?” Yoochun asks while putting on his polo shirt. He contemplates if he should wear a tie but decided against it.
“Jaejoong,” Changmin growls vehemently.
Yoochun smirks, “Jealous?”
“No,” Changmin denies. “No, I won’t stoop to that level,”
“Right,” Yoochun drawls. “Just like the time you practically begged Junsu to buy you the limited edition series of Han Gain-ssi’s drama,”
Changmin blushes, “That was one time, and I only begged ‘cause the other guy was cute,”
“Right,” Yoochun pauses. “Would it be weird if I dressed in just a wife beater and jogging pants?”
Changmin gives him a weird look and says, “Dress nice, will you? Yunho said they’re taking us someplace fancy. I wouldn’t want to be embarrassed.”
“Oh yeah, I would be embarrassing you,” Yoochun says, snorting.
The younger glares at him and throws him a shirt, hitting him square in the forehead, “Shut up.”
///
Yoochun shivers and rubs his hands, “I swear, if they don’t come in the next minute, I am seriously going to get arrested for murder.”
Changmin tries to smile, and checks his watch, “It’s only been 1 and a half hou…” He growls. “Reserve that boyfriend’s body for me,” he sneers.
Just then, 2 figures came leisurely strolling, hand in hand (making Changmin scowl deeper), smilling, and Yoochun seriously wants to punch them in the face.
“Hey guys,” Yunho greets, waving. “This is Jaejoong, my boyfriend,”
Beside him, Jaejoong gives a loop-sided grin and waves as well.
“Hey, this is my boyfriend, Yoochun,” Changmin gestures to Yoochun, who bows graciously.
Yunho rakes his eyes over the man beside Changmin and gives a curt nod, “Yunho.”
Yoochun tilts his head, lifting a fine eyebrow. Did he even ask?
Changmin nudges Yoochun and says, “Mind if we go inside?”
Yunho breaks out from his stupor and laughs, hand rubbing the back of his neck. Ah, he still hasn’’t gotten rid of his habits, Changmin observes.
“Right, right,” Yunho grins, and leads them inside.
Jaejoong whispers, “He’s pretty forgetful, isn’t he? But that’s why I love him,” He smiles and winks.
Changmin twitches and feels something inside of him boil.
“Play nice, will you?” Yoochun mocks.
Changmin glares at him and stomps his foot on his, feeling greatly satisfied with Yoochun’s shriek of pain.
///
Changmin blushes when Yoochun pulls out the seat for him.
“I’m not a girl,” he tells, and tries not to snicker when Yunho tries to imitate him, and Jaejoong falls butt first onto the floor.
Yunho apologizes and lends a hand, and Jaejoong says, “It’s okay,” and pecks him on the lips.
“I know,” Yoochun smirks. “But you do look a bit feminine, are you sure?”
Changmin frowns and thwacks him upside the head.
“So,” Yunho starts. “How did you meet him?”
Now this would be interesting since they didn’t plan ahead, Yoochun thinks, And Changmin is always full of surprises. What would he come up with…
Changmin sighs, and wraps his arms around Yoochun’s more muscular and stronger arm (though he’ll never admit that) and acts like a completely smitten girl, “Well, we met at the local park,” the bar, the night you dumped me, you bastard. “And, he bumped into me, sending my books scattered in front of me,” He asked why I was bawling my eyes out, you insolent twit. “And I swear, it was just love at first sight.”
“The cherry blossoms were blooming too, and right on time, flower petals were falling from the sky,” Yoochun adds. More like teardrops were falling from the sky.
Jaejoong chuckles and brings the cup of wine to his lips, “That sounds like a drama,”
“It does,” Yunho agrees.
“Oh,” Changmin says. “Did we order already?”
“No, not yet,”
Just then, a waitress arrived and was obviously ogling Yoochun from the corner of her eyes. Changmin glowers.
“One Bulgogi,” Yunho orders, and asks his lover, “Jaejoong?”
“Daeji Galbi,” Jaejoong answers, smiling sweetly.
“1 samgyetang, please,” Yoochun says to her and she giggles.
Changmin glares daggers at her back and Yunho asks, noticing that his beloved boyfriend didn’t ask what he wants, “How ‘bout you, Min-ah?”
“Oh, we’ll share,” Yoochun answers on his behalf. “It’s our favorite.” He stresses, smirking as if to say, “Better luck next time, bro.”
Yunho frowns, nodding.
The waitress asks, “Is that all?”
Yoochun nods, and smiles, “Yes, uh,” He reads the nametag and recites the name. “Yeji-ssi.”
Yeji giggles and bows before retreating to the kitchen.
When the waitress is gone, Jaejoong has busied himself with texting on his phone, Yoochun occupying himself with something shiny on the floor, Changmin cursing the girl to the deepest pits of hell, and Yunho just staring at Changmin’s face.
Deafening silence.
It was incredibly awkward that Changmin excuses himself to get away from the awkwardness of it all. And besides, Yoochun was trying to cop a feel of his thighs. That pervert.
He was washing his hands when the door opened, and footsteps halts behind him. He looks up at the mirror and sees Yunho’s grim face.
“Hello,” he says.
Yunho nods, “Hey, been awhile, yeah?”
“Mmm,” Changmin nods, and looks at him. “Been awhile that I can barely recognize you,” he jokes, trying to lighten the atmosphere.
It was true, though. Yunho His black, silky hair was no more, just like his cuteness and chubby cheeks. Instead, he dyed it light brown, and his eyes, a deep hazel, his cheeks well-defined, no traces of cuteness whatsoever, just masculine. His arms grew larger too, and his face has a “V-line”. And, he fixed his crooked teeth (which Changmin thought was cute).
→
Changmin feels jealous.
Yunho smiles, “I could say the same for you,”
Changmin was an angel, like before, and still adorable. The makes you want to kill kind of adorable. He still has those chubby cheeks, and pouty ruby lips. His eyes were big, and his hair was curly, a tad longer than before, his golden brown highlighted locks falling onto his forehead, covering his eyes by a bit. Arms are muscular, but still, he can’t beat them in that section.
→
“Is that a good thing or a bad thing?” Changmin asks.
“Good,” Yunho says, voice raspy. “Definitely good,”
Changmin smiles widely. “I-I’ll just go now,” he says, and leaves the bathroom.
Yunho drops his smile and sighs, rubbing his face, “The things you do to me, Minnie,”
///
“Oh, the food’s here,” Changmin claps his hands and grins.
Yoochun snorts, “Food is always your first priority, huh,”
“No,” Changmin pouts and nuzzles Yoochun’s arm. “You always make me sound bad,”
Yunho sees their interaction, and his expression darkens. Jaejoong grins, all sunny and all when he sees him, and tells him to sit down.
“Hyung, you know that I’ll probably finish all the food, right?” Changmin asks his best friend boyfriend.
“Yeah, I know, but I don’t really eat much anyway,” Yoochun laughs.
A snort. “Yeah, that’s why you’re so skinny,”
“Says the guy who’s practically a stick!” Yoochun counters.
“Am not,” Changmin argues then turns huge puppy dog eyes on the other couple. “Am I?”
“No, I think you’re perfect, Min-ah,” Yunho reassures, while Jaejoong tells, “Well, you are a tad bit thin.”
Changmin flashes him a smile, cheeks tinted pink, not bothering to glance at Jaejoong’s direction making him pout, and Yoochun glares at the obvious flirting.
“Th-thanks,” Changmin perks up at the old pet name. “Min?”
“Yeah, Minnie, Min, Boo,” Yunho shrugs and chuckles. “You know,”
Jaejoong pouts at being ignored and hugs Yunho’s arm, “My Yunnie.”
Yunho tweaks him on the nose, and grins, “My Boojae.”
Changmin blanches and Yoochun sticks a finger in his mouth and pretends to puke.
“Cheesy couple,” Yoochun says between chews.
“Mm,” Jaejoong agrees and laughs. “Our nickname!”
Changmin snorts, “Greasy couple?”
Jaejoong shrugs, smiling and asks, “What about you two? There must be something your friends call you guys.”
The two look at each other, grins and says at the same time, “Mickey Mouse couple!”
“Huh?” YunJae asks, confused, and Yunho feels a twinge of jealousy.
“I’m Micky, he’s Minnie,” Yoochun explains, a small smile on his lips.
“Ah,” Yunho says. “How old are you, Yoochun-ssi?”
“24,” Yoochun answers, eyebrows lifting in question. “Why?”
“Nothing,” Yunho shakes his head. “Just… nothing,”
Yoochun continues to stare at him, and wonders what Changmin sees in him. He’s handsome, he admits, but nothing special. What about him? He’s more manly (Pssh), handsome, charming, and waaay more good looking than him. So why?
Yunho looks uncomfortable by Yoochun’s staring and asks, “Er, Yoochun-ssi, is there something on my face?”
“No,” Yoochun continues staring. “Did you do plastic surgery?”
Yunho shakes his head, and once again, Changmin nudges him, “No,” Yunho answers, honestly, “My face is 110% natural.”
Jaejoong beams and kisses him on the lips, “Just how I like it.”
Changmin scowls, and orders dessert, scowling even more when it was that damn waitress that was blatantly checking Yoochun out.
“1 Patbingsoo,” he tells, and she nods and turns to leave, but not before slipping a piece of paper in his hand, and winks.
He blushes when he takes in the words scribbled there, and casts a quick glance to his ‘lover’.
Yoochun leans closer and asks, hot breath on his neck, “What’s that?”
Changmin crumples the paper, and smiles innocently, “Nothing,”
“Liar,” Yoochun frowns and makes a grab for it.
Unfortunately for him, Changmin has great reflexes, and takes the paper in his left hand (Yoochun was on his right) and stretches his arm. Yoochun may be stronger, but he was taller.
Yunho sees it and gently but quickly takes the piece of paper from his hand, unfolding it.
“Hey!” Changmin cries out incredulously. “No fair!” and decides that the most mature thing to do is pout and sulk in his seat.
Yoochun laughs and pinches his cheek none too gently, and he scowls again.
Yunho reads it, expression unreadable, and hands it to Yoochun, who takes it, thankful.
Yoochun’s lips twitches and he lets out a small chuckle, “Well, she’s certainly right, we do make a cute couple.”
Changmin blushes, and right on cue, his dessert was placed in front of him, with 2 spoons. He looks to his left and Yeji beams, “Enjoy!”
She turns to the other couple and asks, “Dessert?”
They both say no, and she shrugs, “Okay, hey Yoochun oppa!”
Yoochun grins, “Hey, Jiji,”
She rolls her eyes, “I told you not to call me that,”
Yoochun shrugs, and when she sees the jealousy in Changmin’s eyes, she explains, “I’m his cousin.”
“Oh,” he says. “Oh.”
She laughs, and tells them, “Dinner’s on me, guys.”
Yoochun raises an eyebrow, skeptical, “Does that mean, on you, or on your boyfriend.”
“On him,” She laughs again. “Besides, he owns this place, it’s no biggie, really, and besides, he forgot our anniversary, that bastard,” she curses.
Jaejoong sympathizes and says, “I know how you feel, sister,” and tries to pat her on the back.
She lifts an eyebrow, her hands on her hips, “Who are you?”
“Jaejoong, Kim Jaejoong, Jung Yunho’s boyfriend,” he motions to the man beside him, smiling.
“Okay, yeah, sure,” She dismisses him with a wave, and turns to Yoochun, frowning, “And oppa! He wouldn’t even introduce me to his friends! Can you believe that? Am I that much of an embarrassment?”
“Then break up with him,” Yoochun yawns, and Changmin looks pleased at Jaejoong’s distraught look.
“Oppa, I can’t,” her face crumbles in adoration. “I love him,”
“Sappy,” Jaejoong comments.
“I’m sorry,” Yaeji says. “Did I ask you?”
Jaejoong pouts, and Yunho wraps a comforting arm around his shoulder.
“Talk some sense into him, oppa,” she tells. “He’s in the back, I’ll go get him, alright?” with that, she dashes off, not waiting for Yoochun’s answer.
“Wow, so patient,” he says, and smiles at Changmin.
“Well, you two are definitely cousins, are you sure you guys aren’t siblings?”
“Positive, besides, I’m sure she doesn’t want any more brothers when she already has 2,” Yoochun says, and spoons a bit of Patbingsoo, and feeds Changmin.
“…”
“Changmin?” Yoochun asks.
He ignores him and asks, “Is… Is that Junsu?”
The others instantly turn around and Yoochun gapes in shock, “Junsu?!”
“That’s what I just said,” Changmin rolls his eyes.
“Oppa,” Yaeji whines, a pout forming on her lips. “Come on!”
“I don’t want to,” is Junsu’s reply. “We can meet them some other time,”
“That’s what you always say, come on, they’re here,”
“Fine, but only for awhile, okay?” she beams, pecking him on the lips, and takes his hand and drags him to the table.
To say that Junsu was shocked when he saw them was an understatement.
“Y-yoochun? Changmin?! Yunho hyung?!” Junsu cries out. “Wh-what are you guys doing here?”
“We should be asking you that,” Yoochun takes a sip of wine. “You’re dating my cousin, and apparently, owns a large chain of 5 star restaurants.”
Junsu pales, and starts spluttering, “C-cousin?! Oh my god, I didn’t know! …you?!”
The girl beside him frowns, and crosses her arms, “So, they’re your friends?”
Junsu nods feebly and gives her a nervous smile, and she huffs, stomping back to the kitchen.
“Ji! You know I love you, right?” Junsu shouts and runs after her.
“So, you know Junsu?” Changmin speaks.
Yunho nods timidly, “Yeah, we’ve been friends since high school,” and Changmin makes an “o” shape with his mouth.
Jaejoong feels kind of left out in the conversation and bravely asks, “Who tops in the relationship?”
Changmin blushes, and Yoochun tries to hide his chuckle by coughing, “We… you know, not yet, don’t… know,” Changmin mumbles embarrassedly.
“Ah,” Jaejoong nods, and grins, wide and toothy, “Then, if you do, wear a condom, safe sex is the best sex!” at the end of his exclamation, he shoots a thumbs up at them.
Changmin splutters even more, and Yoochun can’t hold his snickers and laughs out loud.
“I’m sorry, Jaejoong could be a little… blunt sometimes,” Yunho apologizes.
“A bit?” Yoochun asks, grinning.
Yunho’s eye twitches, and Changmin notices, “Fine, a lot.”
“Thanks,” Jaejoong smiles his megawatt smile. “I’ll take that as a compliment.”
“Yunniebear, could you do something for me?” Jaejoong asks, smiling sweetly.
Changmin nearly blanches and swallows his vomit. Yunniebear?!
“Of course, JaeBoo,” Yunho returns the smile.
“Cut! Okay, new name: Duo-that’ll-make-you-vomit-in-the-back-of-your-throats couple.” Yoochun says.
Jaejoong pouts and counters back, “Lovely couple,”
“Annoying couple,”
“Sweet couple,”
“Icky couple,”
“Best couple,”
“…” Yoochun runs out of adjectives to say, and just resorts to sulking. Changmin mentally squeals at the sight, and pecks the pouting lips.
Afterwards, he tries to hide his blushing face, and Yoochun looks stunned. A slow smile spreads across his face, and he beams.
Yunho stands up and says in a rush, taking Jaejoong’s hand, “Well, nice meeting you, Min and… whoever you are, but we need to go,” he taps at his watch and scurries out the door.
Jaejoong yells as they go, “We should chat sometimes! Don’t worry about the number, Yunnie already gave you his while we were chatting about sex!”
The majority of the restaurant looks at them, and Changmin splutters again, Yoochun’s in a too good of a mood to care and Changmin slides down his seat, wishing the ground would open and swallow him whole.
///
“What do you see in Yunho anyway, Min-ah?” Yoochun asks.
“Don’t call him Yunho, you bitch!” Changmin seethes before smiling angelically. “You can call him Yunho-ssi!”
Yoochun rolls his eyes, “Whatever Min, whatever.”
“Now, back to the topic!” Changmin screeches. “I like everything about him! EVERYTHING, alright?”
“Describe “everything”,” Yoochun pauses. “On second thought, don’t, ‘cause I know you’ll come up with something cheesy anyway.”
“That is not true,” Changmin says, then admits. “Yes, maybe, a bit.”
Yoochun chuckles, “I knew it.”
“But I know you like it,” Changmin continues, grinning cheekily.
“No, I like cute guys, with penises, sweet, charming, smart, and a tad bit of innocence left in him so I could corrupt him,” Yoochun states.
“Then that’s me!” Changmin exclaims, eyes wide, and Yoochun snorts.
“Innocent? You’re hardly innocent, Min-ah.”
“I can if I want to,” Changmin pouts, fluttering his eyes slowly, making good use of his long eyelashes.
“Granted, you’re cute, but so not innocent,” Yoochun says.
Changmin pouts.
///
“Chunnie,” Changmin says softly. “Would you, like, be willing to dress in a Hanbok for me?”
“No,” Yoochun says.
“Why not?” Changmin whines. “please, Yoochunnie?”
Yoochun sighs and massages his temples, “Min, no, it’s for girls, and there’s no way in hell that you could make me cross dress. In fact, why don’t you wear it? I know for sure you’ll make a better girl than me.”
Changmin blushes and says, “But I don’t enjoy cross dressing.”
“Well, neither do I.”
“But, but, please?” Changmin begs, his big doe eyes watering. “Just this once!”
Yoochun stares at Changmin. “Fine, but, you have to do something for me in return,” Yoochun smirks.
“Anything!” Changmin nods furiously.
Yoochun smiles, “Just don’t back out okay?”
Changmin says yes, and Yoochun agrees to wear the hanbok.
Changmin beams, and conjures up a hanbok; a gold jeogori, seemingly purple ribbon with exquisite details, and a long red chima that reaches to the ground.
Yoochun looks at him incredulously, “You planned this?!”
Changmin grins and kisses him on the cheek, “Just wear this tonight, Chunnie!” and with that, he runs off, blushing, leaving Yoochun standing there with a wide, goofy grin on, his right hand touching the cheek that Changmin pecked.
part 2
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