Lovely Horror
Lovely Horror (I don't even know...) (1b/1b)
Rating: PG-13
pairing: ot5
word count: 2, 791; over all, 6, 202
summary: Changmin is pregnant, what could possibly happen to the dongbang household?
a/n: I always wanted to write about changmin being pregnant xD Also, for allysonmae18allysonnmae18 Happy Belated birthday ally!
warning: Minpreg xD
first part
///
5 months later
“Annyeong, Sunbae-nim!” Shinee choruses, bowing when they pass them.
They smile at them and wave, “Hey,”
“Changmin!” Kibum yells, “you look so… tall,”
The other 4 exchanges glances. They haven’t told the others about Changmin’s… condition.
Yoochun makes cutting motions over his throat from behind him.
Kibum doesn’t notice and jokes, “Wow, you have a belly. What’d you do, shove a bowling ball up your shirt?” he snickers.
Meanwhile, the other 4 wisely took a few steps back from the youngest.
Kibum notices and immediately frowns, “What?”
They point to Changmin and his eyes immediately widen, “Oh shit!” He curses when Changmin brandishes a knife and raises it.
“Did you just call me fat?” Changmin snarls.
“I-I didn’t!”
“Oh, so now I’m a mistake,”
Kibum looks like he’s about to cry.
Kibum stumbles backwards, and cries mournfully, “S-siwonnie!”
“Oh he wouldn’t come, guys only does sex, you know, especially when you just want to rest,” Changmin says.
Kibum really wants to cry now.
He looks at his other hyungs, and they send helpless looks at him.
“Sorry,” Yunho apologizes guiltily, “But we really want to be on Changmin’s good side,”
The other 3 nodding frantically beside him.
Kibum looks at Changmin and meeps before scrambling away.
Changmin leaps up with a loud battle cry and misses him by an inch.
“GUYS! GUYS! HELP ME,” Kibum yells.
He spots Siwon chatting with Heechul and hides behind him. He peeks over Siwon’s shoulder and slinks back when he saw Changmin’s murderous glare fixated on him.
“Changmin…? What are you doing here?” Siwon asks carefully, seeing the pocket knife in his hand.
“Out to kill an idiot that insulted my body,” Changmin answers, venom dripping out of his voice.
Siwon opens his mouth and looks at Kibum, “I was just joking!” Kibum cries.
Loud footsteps, and the rest of the members arrive, panting.
Junsu looks up and grins, “Hyukjae!”
Eunhyuk returns the grin, “My slave!”
Junsu frowns and pouts at him. Jaejoong looks at the cowering Siwon and the frightened to death Kibum and sighs, “Min, let’s go,”
“No!” Changmin protests, “I just have to kill twiddle Dee, and twiddle dumb,”
“As much fun as that sounds, you don’t want to go to jail, do you?” Yoochun asks softly.
Changmin pouts, lowering the deadly weapon a bit, “No…”
Changmin raises the knife again, “But he insulted me!”
Kibum trembles.
“Well, you are expecting…”
Super Junior gasps, “What?!”
Changmin ignores them and runs into his arms, whining and pouting.
“So, Changmin’s pregnant? How is that even possible?” Kyuhyun asks, being the most logical person in the group.
Yoochun shrugs, “I don’t know, it’s a miracle,” He smiles softly.
“Why didn’t you tell us?” Leeteuk half asks and half whines.
“You didn’t ask,” Junsu deadpans.
Heechul flips his hair and says, “You, not tell me. Heenim. The great, and awesome Heenim--,”
Ryeowook cuts in, squealing, “How many weeks?”
“Months actually,” Yunho sounds apologetic and they gasp again, “5 months now,”
“Oh,” Kibum says, “So that’s why you became…” He shivers seeing the glares and says in a small voice, “taller…?”
They chuckle. “Hey, if Changmin’s almost half way, shouldn’t we give him a baby shower?” Hangeng asks with a cute smile.
They gape and Changmin looks up, pouting and says in a stern voice, “No baby showers,”
They pretend they didn’t hear him and starts to make plans in their heads.
Changmin sighs and pouts. No one ever listens to him anymore.
///
6 months…
Yup. 6 months. 1 month has passed since they began planning the shower and frankly, they didn’t tell Changmin but they had contacted every one they know, including their parents. They would have contacted every group, but the media would get suspicious that no one has schedules and everyone coincidentally met up at their house. They’re getting suspicious already.
“Congratulations, Changmin-sunbae!” 2PM bows graciously, a messily wrapped box in Junsu’s hand.
“We’re sorry, sunbae-nim, but we tried our best!” Junsu apologizes.
Changmin rubs the sleep from his eyes and stares at the 6 young men at his door. “What?”
“S-sunbae, the present for your baby,” Wooyoung says then asks excitedly, “Is it a boy or a girl?”
A taller male beside him, who Changmin thinks is Chansung, slaps him on the back of his head and he pouts, rubbing his head.
“…What,”
A genuinely confused look came on Junho’s face, “Yunho hyung didn’t tell you?”
“Tell me what,”
“About the baby shower!” They announce in unison, a smile stretched on their lips.
Changmin fists his hand and shakes in anger, “JUNG YUNHO!”
Yunho runs down the stairs, his hair slightly messy and calls sweetly, “Yes, Minnie?”
“Get your bony ass here, now,”
The 2PM boys shake a bit at the anger Changmin possesses and Taecyon nudges the eldest, “Should we leave?”
Junsu hisses, “No, that’ll be rude, now shut up,”
Yunho turns to them and asks them quietly, “Why are you here? The shower’s supposed to be,” he looks at his watch, “1 hour later, and it’s supposed to be a surprise,” he sighs.
“We’re sorry, hyung,” Nickhun pipes up, “But we wants see baby,”
“It’s we wanted to see the baby, hyung, honestly, you have got to work on your Korean,” Taecyon reprimands.
“Jung Yunho. Didn’t I specifically tell you to not throw a baby shower? And what did you do? Do the exact opposite!”
“It was Junsu’s idea!” Yunho defends, “And it’s like a ritual, every pregnant wo-man should have a baby shower, right?” He looks at the guys for help. The nod.
Changmin pouts, and Yunho leads him to the living room, “Besides, you’ve been getting stressed, just relax and have fun, I promise you won’t regret it,”
Changmin whines.
The 6 boys stand awkwardly at the door, forgotten, “Does this mean we should leave?”
“I told you Changsung shouldn’t have wrapped the present!”
“Yah! I didn’t do anything wrong! It was your weird stench, hyung!”
///
Baby Shower…
“SURPRISE,” All 39… no wait, bleh, people shouts when they see Changmin walk in.
“Oh,” Changmin feigns surprise, “What a… lovely surprise, thanks…”
Yoochun frowns as he makes his way to him, “You knew, didn’t you?”
“Knew what?”
“This,” He flails his arms as to gesture the party.
Changmin rolls his eyes, “No surprises, hyung, you know I hate them,”
Yoochun pouts and rubs his head at his shoulders, “It was Junsu’s idea,”
///
Changmin had to admit. The baby shower was kind of fun. Kind of. Especially being showered by praises and gifts, only made him more happy, that is, until Heenim gave him a bunch of revealing dresses. Right. Dresses. Changmin had a feeling that Jaejoong and Hecchul meet up more often than he thought they would. Bastards.
He was just glad it was over. And 3 months to go. He hated being pregnant. It made him look like a whale.
///
A week later
Changmin bites his lips nervously as he was going to see his baby for the first time.
Yoochun squeezes his hand, “Nervous?”
Changmin nods and Yoochun kisses his temple, “Don’t be, I got you,”
He blushes and looks around shyly. It was nothing fancy; just your typical hospital room; cream wallpaper, wooden chairs, and a metal table to lie on. It also has some blinds, a bathroom and a makeshift rack behind the door.
…and his very handsome doctor in a coat, wearing glasses. Yum.
“Ready?” His doctor asks, putting on his gloves.
Changmin nods, lying down on the table, “You’re just going to feel some pressure,” he tells him.
Changmin nods again, a bit unsure. The doctor smears cool gel on his fingers and lifts his shirt, rubbing it all over.
Changmin and his lovers keep their eyes on the monitor and their eyebrows furrow in confusion at the blurred image.
The doctor smiles at them and their eyes widen further as the picture became much clearer, making a form of the baby.
“It’s developing quite nicely,” he says, smiling softly, “Would you like to know the gender?”
They shake their heads, “We want it to be a surprise,” Yunho says.
He nods.
///
7 months…
“Where’s Yoochun?” Changmin asks.
“With TOP,” Junsu answers.
Changmin frowns. They had been hanging more than usual, making his time with Changmin less. Changmin hated it. Of course, Changmin admits, he was being an attention whore, a cute one. By he didn’t care.
“Where are they?”
“Dance studio,” Yunho answers, sprawled on the couch. Junsu nudges him with his big toe and frowns, “Hyung, move! You’re making me lose!”
“I’m not doing anything,” Yunho frowns.
“Exactly!”
Yunho raises his eyebrow and gets the hint. He smirks.
///
Changmin wore a dress that came just above his ankles and swore to never cross dress again, other than special occasions, and purchased a salami, just in case. He makes his way to the dance studio and thanks the heavens for making it so near, it wasn’t even a kilometer and he was already exhausted.
He enters it and sees them talking in hushed whispers which was strange since they were the only ones there, until now.
They are unusually close too, Changmin thinks.
He sniffs loudly and steals their attention.
“Minnie,” Yoochun stands up.
Changmin glares at him, “Do not talk to me you two… 5 timing bastard!”
“Wh-What?” Yoochun stumbles and reaches for his hand, Changmin slaps it away with the salami, TOP left forgotten in the corner.
“Min, what are you talking about?”
“You know what I’m talking about! You bastard!” Changmin starts to cry and stars whacking the salami on Yoochun’s head. “You jerk!”
“Ow,” Yoochun winces, “Minnie, ow,”
“Serves you right,” Changmin smacks him with the salami extra hard and the salami breaks in two.
Changmin cries and clutches the salami to his chest, “My snack…”
“Alright,” Jaejoong pipes in, and Changmin only notices now, “TOP go hide for a while, Yoochun plan a long apology letter, it’s supposed to be good this time and Changmin,” he sighs, “Let’s go home,”
Changmin just nods wordlessly.
///
8 months…
“8 months!” Jaejoong squeals, “Finally! Almost done! Now we don’t have to deal with his bitch, annoying att-,”
“Ehum,” Changmin coughs, glaring at him, huge belly standing out rather proudly.
Jaejoong grins, “You know I love you, Min-ah,”
Changmin rolls his eyes, but kisses his lips nonetheless.
///
2 weeks later
“Hyungs! Hyungs! My water broke!” Changmin screams in agony, water dripping.
The others immediately rush into his room and gasp. There was a puddle of water forming and Yunho felt the urge to dress up as a doctor and ‘examine’ him.
“Junsu, get the keys and get the car ready,” Yunho orders, “Yoochun, get him a--,”
Yunho’s interrupted by Changmin’s loud laugh, “You guys really believed that?” He turns around, and in his right hand, a water bottle, half empty.
They frown.
He launches into snickers, “You should’ve seen the look on your faces! Man, I wish I had it video-oh,” His face confronts into pain.
His hyungs roll their eyes and turn to walk away.
“NO! DON’T!” Changmin screams, “I-I think my water broke,”
Junsu snorts, “Do you really think we’d believe it again, Min? We may be gullible, but we ain’t stupid,”
“No, you idiot,” Changmin hisses, “My water really broke, now if you don’t get me out of here, I will haunt each and every one of you and slowly torture you and kill you,”
“Ugh!” Tremors rock through his body and crumbles to the floor, hugging his stomach in pain.
“I don’t think he’s kidding…” Yoochun states as he glances at them unsurely.
Yunho bit his lips, seeing him in such pain, wondering if he was acting.
“Junsu,” Junsu nods, “Car, now. Yoochun get him some blankets, Jaejoong, don’t let Junsu wreck the car,” Yunho sighs.
Jaejoong salutes, “Aye, aye, captain!”
Yunho cracks a smile and bends down, pressing a soothing hand to Changmin sweaty forehead, “Ssh, Minnie, it’s okay,” he gathers him into his arms and carries him bridal style. “It’s alright,”
Changmin manages a snort and cracks open an eye, “Says the guy who wouldn’t believe that my water broke,”
“It’s your fault, if you didn’t trick us, then we would’ve believed you right away,” Yunho lectures as he half walks half sprints into the car. He jumps into the car and closes the door all in one go.
Yoochun wraps the blanket around him and wraps a comforting arm around his shoulders.
///
“JUNG YUNHO, KIM JAEJOONG, PARK YOOCHUN, KIM JUNSU,” Another shout comes in from the ER and they all cringe, “I SWEAR I WILL NEVER LET YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN!”
They wince and shrinks, “I WILL NEVER EVER GO WITH YOU TO THE MOVIES AND YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO CROSSDRESSING, KIM JAEJOONG!”
Jaejoong whimpers.
“PARK YOOCHUN, I FUCKING SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER ‘COMPOSE’ WITH YOU AND KIM JUNSU, YOU CAN NOW KISS YOUR FETISH GOOD BYE!”
They pout and wisely shout nothing in reply.
“JUNG YUNHO!”
Yunho winces, waiting for the blow.
A pause, “YOU KNOW WHAT, SARANGHAEYO BUT I HATE YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS MESS,”
Yunho licks his lips, “You know you love me, baby!”
“That’s not fair,” Junsu whines, “Why do you get no threats?”
Yunho shrugs, and Jaejoong consoles him, “Doesn’t matter Su, he really doesn’t have any say on this matter,”
Junsu smirks.
///
The light of the ER turns off, and Changmin is strolled out looking deadly pale, the hospital gown isn’t helping either.
They rush to his side, and asks, “Are you okay, Min?”
Changmin nods weakly and the doctor announces without being asked, “The baby is fine, so is his moth-father,” he smiles weakly at Changmin’s glare.
He is put into room 101 and his lovers sitting beside him, Yoochun holding his hand.
Almost immediately, a nurse comes in, holding what seems to be a baby, wrapped in a thin baby blue blanket.
“It’s a boy,” She tells them, smiling kindly. She motions for the youngest to hold her, and when he does, she bows.
“Good luck, fighting!” She raises her fist and smiles again, scurrying out of the door, probably to brag to her fellow nurses that she just met the pop stars of Asia.
Changmin looks at Yunho's and notes the diappointed look etched on his broad features. He pecks his lips and makes a mental note to make it up to him later.
“He’s beautiful,” Junsu comments and he gurgles happily, wanting to be held.
Doctor Choi smiles and asks, “What would you like to name him?”
Changmin glances at his lovers and sighs affectionately, "Hyeonki,"
“Kim Hyeonki,” Junsu repeats.
Yunho shakes his head, “Jung Hyeonki,”
“Park HyeonKi,” Yoochun frowns.
“Kim,”
“Park!”
“It should be Jung!”
Changmin rolls his eyes and tells the doctor, “Shim HyeonKi,”
“NO!” They yell, and the baby starts to cry.
“Look what you did,” Changmin hisses, patting the baby’s bottom, cooing at him.
“We’re sorry,”
“…Jung Hyeonki?” The doctor says.
Yunho gives the doctor a loop-sided grin and nods, while the other 3 pout.
“That’s not fair!” Junsu protests.
“You just like him best, don’t you?” Yoochun pouts.
“No fair, not fair at all,” Jaejoong sulks.
The doctor shakes his head, and smiles apologetically, “No, he just looks like he would top all of you,” he says informally.
“Isn’t that right, Minku?” he asks, grinning.
Changmin blushes and nods feebly, “Right, Sichi,”
The others turn to them, confusion etched on their face, “When did you two get so friendly?”
“Oh, Minku didn’t tell you? We’re childhood friends, but it seems he forgot and asked me who I was,” he pouts.
“I didn’t forget,” Changmin insists, “I just wanted to make them jealous-happy.”
Dongwook laughs and proceeds to exit the ward, “Yeah, yeah,”
///
"Why did you name him HyeonKi, Min-ah?" Junsu asks, while slowly taking in his baby's features.
Changmin shrugs and gives an innocent smile, "I want him to grow up strong and handsome like HyeonBin, so, Hyeon, and also, Kimbum. But I thought HyeonKim was a bit weird, so I took out the m, and wa-la! HyeonKi!"
Yoochun pouts, "We're more handsome and dashing and charming than them," and the others nod in agreement.
"Yoochun, handsome, dashing and charming are basically the same, oh I forgot, I want them to grow up smart too, can't have four idiotic fathers to dumb him up,"
After he was released, he still couldn't walk. Not that he minded though.
///
A year later…
“Appa! Appa!” The little boy in a hoodie, and khaki shorts squeals, running to his father.
He smiles and squats, grabbing him and twirls him around.
“Yun, don’t, he just ate,” A tall, slim man lectures him, and Yunho grins kissing him, with HyeonKi between them. He pouts and pushes his face between them, making them kisses both his cheeks.
“Yeah, yeah, min,” Yunho chuckles.
Changmin giggles and takes HyeonKi from his arms, “Go to Junsu appa, okay?”
HyeonKi nods happily and all but runs out when his little feet reaches the floor.
“I swear he is growing up too fast,” Changmin sighs.
Yoochun appears and wraps his arms around his waist, “Well, he has 4 handsome fathers and a beautiful mother to take care of him,”
Changmin frowns and hits him, Yunho laughs behind him, “Not funny, Chun,”
“You know I love you,” He grins.
“Yea, yea I do.” He looks at both of them and grabs their arm, “Now let’s go inside, I have a feeling that Junsu burnt something in the kitchen,”
"Dammit, where is Jaejoong when you need him?"
They grin, looking at each other and follows him.
///
Here is the second part! Did I do well?