Payback is a bitch
Pairing: HoMin, YooSu
Genre: Humor
Rating: PG-13?
Summary: Remember the time when Yunho deleted everything on Changmin’s MP3? And the time when Changmin snapped his phone shut?
A/N: A short fic I came up with while working on the requests. I have writer’s block on those so it doesn’t seem like I could finish it anytime this month.
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‘Oh my god. What should I do, what should I do?!’ Yunho thought to himself, panicking. Okay, so maybe panicking is a bit of an understatement. ‘I’m going to die. Why did I touch it in the first place?’
The ‘it’ refers to Changmin’s most prized possession now lying on top of his desk, screen completely and utterly blank.
‘I can’t tell him, he’ll just skin me alive!’
Everyone knows how the maknae, Changmin, can be quite scary (regardless of his calm and sometimes cute demeanor). He would be slaughtered unmercifully. He shuddered at the thought of what could happen to him.
‘I-I… just pretend nothing happened.’ Yunho chuckled nervously, ‘he wouldn’t notice anyway, right?’
Wrong.
So that’s why when he was in the living room with the others watching some comedian show on television, laughing freely at the joke that Junsu made. (He had forgotten the incident for a while) That he got a surprise, a mini-heart attack, when Changmin (who looked extremely angry) barged in the room, holding his MP3 player that Yunho… oh.
He was in trouble.
“Who, who?! Who was it!?” Changmin shouted, eyes blazed in fury.
‘What do I do? What do I do!’ Yunho thought, frantically, getting more and more terrified with each passing second.
“Who what?” Jaejoong asked. He was his ‘one-touch’ partner, soul fighters as you would call it. He wasn’t terrified the least; or, maybe a little.
An infuriated Changmin was undeniably scary.
“My MP3! All the data is gone! Everything!” Changmin answered, still shouting.
The 3 clueless members all shuddered. Anyone who messes with Changmin’s things/possessions can kiss their lives goodbye.
“Well, I didn’t do it.” Junsu said.
Yoochun nodded, “And I didn’t do it either, I was with Junsu...”
Yoochun sneaked a glance at the blushing male and Changmin stared at them in disgust. He turned to Jaejoong eyeing him suspiciously.
Jaejoong held his hands up, “I didn’t do it!”
“Hey,” Junsu said, addressing to no one in particular. “Where is Yunho-hyung?”
They all looked at the seat Yunho occupied to find it gone, only to hear a door slam shut somewhere in the apartment.
Changmin growled. “Oh, he is so going to get it.”
The 3 members prayed for their leaders well being.
‘Well, it was nice knowing you, Yunho-yah.’
All their staffs and managers doesn’t ask why Yunho holds an ice pack to his face the next day.
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Yunho fumed, teeth gritting. He had finished his shots early to play the game he so wanted to, to be in the top 100. He had, however, found it snapped shut! His hard work was gone! All those times of not sleeping to finish, being in the top 100, was for nothing.
He clenched his fists. “Yah! Who did this!?”
His dialect came out, but he didn’t pay attention to it.
“Who closed it? I’m going to break you!!”
He jammed his knee into it and threw it at the wall, shattering it into pieces.
No one notice the sly smirk on the maknae’s face.
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Champagne.
They have heard about this show before. It was the show where you laugh so much that milk comes out of your nose.
Nah, only Junsu does that.
Changmin planned to confess, right here, right now. But he doesn’t get a chance to, since Jaejoong-hyung and Yunho-hyung are both attention whores. Now, it is obvious that Jaejoong is but Yunho, well when HongChul said that he leader had the most discontent, he was right. That’s why Yunho makes up for it, hogging the camera, and always having the longest introductions. (for longer screen time, of course)
“How about you, Choigang Changmin?” What’s-his-name asked.
“I can say this now,” He started. “It’s about Yunho-hyung.”
There was a collective ‘oh’s’ around, while Yunho looked confused.
“Yunho hyung was really into a game where you just have to press 5 on the cell phone.” He continued. “Even when he changed phones, he still took that phone with him to Japan.”
“Oh,”
“He said, “I’m going to be in the top 100 in this game.” And say, I’m U-know Yunho.”
Yunho looked even more confuse now. “While we were in Japan, he kept playing it. Without closing the cover, he kept playing for 6-7 days.”
“He played until he got o a few hundred thousand points.” Junsu interrupted. “He got to about 110th place."
Changmin continued, grinning slightly to himself. “We had a shoot in Japan… When Yunho-hyung was done with his shoot, he saw that his phone was closed. It was shut.”
He glanced over to his hyung and saw a look of understanding on his handsome face, but Changmin would never admit that.
“Was that you?” Yunho asked.
Changmin waved his hand around and said hurriedly, “Please listen.” While the others laughed.
“It was like this,” He held a closed phone in his hand and stood up. “And Yunho-hyung came in. “Hey! Who did this!?” When he gets angry, his Gwangju dialect comes out. “Who did this? I’m going to break you!””
Everybody laughed harder this time and Yunho looked embarrassed.
“He was really angry and I saw that he had the ‘Jeonlado’ passion. Yah! Ppook!” He mimicked Yunho’s movements and smiled slightly at the end.
“Since he played it for so long.” BongSun said, laughing.
“He’d have to start over.”
“There’s a conclusion to this.”
Changmin coughed, “While Yunho-hyung was shooting, I drank a glass of water. And I accidentally hit it with my elbow and it... fell.”
“Woooaaaahh!” The others laughed.
“I thought it was one of our managers.” Junsu confessed.
“I’m in big trouble.” Changmin said eyes serious. “I was going to tell him. I was going to say, “Yunho-hyung, I did it.” But as soon as he got there, he said “Who did this?! I’m going to break you!”
They laughed again.
“And I couldn’t tell him. So I didn’t tell him and this is the first time I’m saying this.” He admitted.
“So, U-know Yunho?” Dong-yup asked.
“It’s all in the past. Changmin is more precious to me than that game.” Yunho answered.
Changmin laughed, the side of his lips lifting. “You say that now, but if it was then, you’d have killed me.”
“Come over here!” Yunho yelled and stood up, gaining laughter from everyone.
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So it was then that when he first step foot in their dressing room, was he shoved and lifted and pinned to the wall.
“I know you did it on purpose.” was said with a dark tone of voice.
“Did what, hyung?” He was known for being the ‘innocent’ maknae. And he was going to keep it that way, too bad that his hyungs can see through him.
“My phone. Game.” Yunho replied, his dark orbs piercing his.
Changmin shrugged, too tired to play along. “So what?”
“Why.” It wasn’t a question.
Changmin smirked and leaned down, whispering in his ear. “Payback is a bitch.”
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