The Lab 2.34 Mascot
The world's first extra-terrestial was born yesterday at approximately 2.30pm in Area 2.34.
Mr J, who was sighted crash landing at the location aforementioned, is the first homo sapien to be alien-abducted, -impregnated and returned alive to Earth. After just a one-week gestation period, Mr J has given birth to a unique creature which takes the form of multi-coloured balloon-esque structures (pictured left) with a brilliantly shiny of what seems to be its head with two huge eyes and a perpetual smile, supported by a thin white pole.
Scientists aiding this novel birth continue to be overwhelmingly astounded by the entire event. "A truly remarkable experience for us," reported the head scientist, Professor GS, who oversees Project J. "We promised to probe, and we will continue to increase the probing frequency to maximise data accumulation."
Mr J appeared euphoric with his progeny, though still suffering from the after-effects of sedatives. "Babies are good," he professed with two thumbs-up and added, "Probings are good too." Mr J has also graciously allowed the usage of the yet-to-be-named baby as the official mascot for Area 2.34. "Anything for science," he gushed proudly, before collapsing under the influence of increased morphine dosages.
Both mother/father and 'child' are well and recuperating under close observation.