randomrambling IV
I am honoured to announce that I have been told to, "Eh, blog more lah." I realise I have the propensity to write rubbish which actually amuses some people, and for that, I am glad. I am glad that this distracts people from their 'insipid, consumer-driven lives' if only for a few moments until, of course, they turn off from my total lack of writing finesse. This is like, my 6th purpose in life, besides the other 5 that were constantly being mentioned. I wonder if I could write to Mr Warren about this - my 6th purpose in life - to amuse and entertain. Maybe I might see my name printed on Starbucks coffee cups one day.
Maybe not.
By the way, was anyone actually listening to the sermon today? I think I zoned out at "Pur-."
I wonder how many more times the '5 purposes in life' can be expounded on. First in Life, then Community, then Marriage, what's next? Toilet-cleaning, Vegetable-washing and Plant-watering, perhaps. People are actually quite sensitive to the whole BGR-and-marriage message, and I don't blame them. It really should be given to those who actually want to or are ready to hear it, rather than have it shoved down everyone's throat. And I so do not want to hear about Pastor's sex life. Older people bumping uglies? Call me crazy, but totally not my thing.
Speaking of older people, it's Rotus Day tomorrow, and I need to call home. Dad, if you're reading this, I'll be calling in the afternoon instead because I will be watching soccer from 2100 to 0200. See? I now know my 24-hour times. Your money was not wasted on my tertiary education.
As opposed to previous years' gibberish, I have also been having proper conversations with
hobozz after many months of complete non-contact. Let's ingest more lard at Dome next time, ya? We can burp the alphabet to each other then.
Oh yes, I heard about the annual bonanza-extravaganza-conference, Hillsongs, taking place in the coming month. Wonder what kind of crap thought-provoking values and pseudo-overrated-short-lived-hype vibrant enthusiasm they will be bringing back to good ol' Zion this year. Mr Warren will be making his honourable appearance there as well. My fart just went, "Whoop-dee-doo."
If I were a foreigner reading Malaysian newspapers these days, I'd probably be thinking, "Why is every page the comics section?" There never seems to be an end to the excuses for the current price hikes. "Oh, people are smuggling sugar out of the country la. So less sugar for you poor, tax-paying bastards. So how? Price hike lor. If not how? Want us to catch the smugglers? But that's mean ah, we, like, actually have to do our jobs, you know, and we're allergic to that. Don't like it? Your star la."
Other than that, I think life is just peachy.
Maybe not.
By the way, was anyone actually listening to the sermon today? I think I zoned out at "Pur-."
I wonder how many more times the '5 purposes in life' can be expounded on. First in Life, then Community, then Marriage, what's next? Toilet-cleaning, Vegetable-washing and Plant-watering, perhaps. People are actually quite sensitive to the whole BGR-and-marriage message, and I don't blame them. It really should be given to those who actually want to or are ready to hear it, rather than have it shoved down everyone's throat. And I so do not want to hear about Pastor's sex life. Older people bumping uglies? Call me crazy, but totally not my thing.
Speaking of older people, it's Rotus Day tomorrow, and I need to call home. Dad, if you're reading this, I'll be calling in the afternoon instead because I will be watching soccer from 2100 to 0200. See? I now know my 24-hour times. Your money was not wasted on my tertiary education.
As opposed to previous years' gibberish, I have also been having proper conversations with
hobozz after many months of complete non-contact. Let's ingest more lard at Dome next time, ya? We can burp the alphabet to each other then.
Oh yes, I heard about the annual bonanza-extravaganza-conference, Hillsongs, taking place in the coming month. Wonder what kind of crap thought-provoking values and pseudo-overrated-short-lived-hype vibrant enthusiasm they will be bringing back to good ol' Zion this year. Mr Warren will be making his honourable appearance there as well. My fart just went, "Whoop-dee-doo."
If I were a foreigner reading Malaysian newspapers these days, I'd probably be thinking, "Why is every page the comics section?" There never seems to be an end to the excuses for the current price hikes. "Oh, people are smuggling sugar out of the country la. So less sugar for you poor, tax-paying bastards. So how? Price hike lor. If not how? Want us to catch the smugglers? But that's mean ah, we, like, actually have to do our jobs, you know, and we're allergic to that. Don't like it? Your star la."
Other than that, I think life is just peachy.