&! and we will run away
okay i know these fail but i haven't written in ages so yeah. pardon the length! unbeta-ed D:
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↪ Envious | 2Min
One thing Taemin could do well, was making people envious.
It would be another day of performances, while the stylist noonas would be touching up on Minho’s makeup. He would often glance over at Taemin,overprotective hyung he would think of himself. The young boy would either be doing homework or listening to music.
In those circumstances Minho would turn back but one day when he saw Onew straddling Taemin on the couch, something burned inside him.
The stylist noona would frown at Minho's red face and immediately would start dabbing more foundation, while Minho’s fist would be white from clenching.
The next day Minho’s name would be found on anti-ontae forums.
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↪ Addiction | JongKey
"I don't know how you can stare at that screen for 20 hours straight." Kibum commented as he stepped into the bedroom and stared at the said lead singer of SHINee, who had was sitting snugly on his bed, laptop placed equally as snugly on a pillow.
"I did not. Its not. 20 hours-OMG NO WAY NOOOOO DONT DIEEEE!" Jonghyun shrieked as he furiously slammed multiple keys on his laptop. It was a wonder how they didn't all drop off.
Kibum stared wide-eyed as he trotted over to the elder's side and peeked at the screen. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Its starcraft. Duh." Jonghyun snorted, before clicking his mouse on the 'try again' button for the n-th time of the day.
Kibum wondered why that name was familiar, then suddenly it struck him.
"OMG KIM JONGHYUN ISN'T STARCRAFT THAT GAME THING THAT KYUHYUN HYUNG ALWAYS PLAYS? OMG ARE YOU ADDICTED TO IT? SUNGMIN HYUNG KEEPS COMLAINING TO ME! OMG YES YOU ARE KIM JONGHYUN YOU BETTER STOP NOW. I WON'T HAVE YOU SITTING AND STARING BUG EYED AT THAT SCREEN ANYMORE KILLING OFF NON-EXISTENT PEOPLE. LOG OFF NOW! I DON'T CARE HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND YOU GET TOOO ADDICTED THEN REFUSE TO EAT MY AWESOMELY COOKED FOOD JUST TO PLAY IT. NO WAY I WONT HAVE YOU DOING THAT KIM JONGHYUN!" Kibum screamed, as realisation dawned on him.
Jonghyun gaped, stunned at how Kibum could say all of that in one breath. But then again he was the almighty Key.
"Well, what are you waiting for huh? Quickly shut your portable war fighting machine off. Now." Kibum in his you-better-do-what-i-say-or-else tone, hands on his hips.
Gulping, Jonghyun realised that it was an important task to tell Kyuhyun that his boyfriend was complaining about him.
☠:003
↪ Smile | TaeJongKey
“Who took my pencil?!” Jonghyun screamed from his room, through the locked door.
Kibum rolled his eyes and made his way to the blonde’s room from the kitchen screaming equally as loud, “Yah! Kim Jonghyun! Taemin is trying to do homework!”
“Someone took my damn pencil.” The elder stood by his door frame, hands on his hips.
Just then Taemin came bouncing out of his room, with a pencil tucked behind his ear, flipping a sheet of paper with ridiculous looking x’s and y’s all over it.
“Lee Taemin! Give me back my damn pencil!” Jonghyun pounced on Taemin, grabbing the young magnae by his collar.
Kibum would then start shouting at Jonghyun, talking about how Taemin still has math to figure out and how Jonghyun was a brat freaking out over a pencil and how he was in trouble for swearing in front of the oh-so-innocent magnae.
And somehow or other in this process of Jonghyun trying to beat Taemin up and Kibum scolding Jonghyun, Taemin would flash his innocent, pouty and oh-so-cute-and-flawless face which could calm Jonghyun down.
Sighing, Jonghyun would walk back towards his room muttering about magnae’s and their ever cute smiles and how he had tried to pull that off before but failed epicly, only to realize he has said that aloud and the other 2 members were staring at him, gaping and trying to visualize the mighty bling bling kim Jonghyun trying to be cute and pouty towards some hyung. Woah. Scary. Scarring.
Kibum would then burst out into a never-ending fit of laughter while Jonghyun would groan. Another thing Kibum would tease him for life. Taemin, still holding that sheet of unsolved of math problems.
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↪ Strange yet beautiful | Onkey (from shinee prompt generator)
Lee Jinki. Stage name: Onew.
He, for one thing, is the epitome of all things fail.
He, for one thing, seems to fall down all the time
He, for one thing, trips over nothing and falls, for that fact.
He, for one thing, always gives that dorky smile that makes everyone swoon and squeal once he picks himself off the ground.
He, for one thing, loves chicken to death.
Kim Kibum, Stage name: Key
He, for one thing, is the epitome of everything perfect.
He, for one thing, seems to be able to carry off any hairstyle.
He, for one thing, looks manly yet pretty at the same time
He, for one thing, can do almost everything perfectly from maths to dancing to singing to rapping.
He, for one thing, is called the Almighty Key for a reason.
He, for one thing, always flashes that mask of beautiful smile that makes everyone swoon and squeal even though he is hurting inside because of his grandma's death.
He, for one thing, nags like your grandmother to death.
"I, Lee Jinki-"
"I, Kim Kibum-"
"For one thing,
-love you Kim Kibum"
-love you Lee Jinki"
forever.
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☠:001
↪ Envious | 2Min
One thing Taemin could do well, was making people envious.
It would be another day of performances, while the stylist noonas would be touching up on Minho’s makeup. He would often glance over at Taemin,overprotective hyung he would think of himself. The young boy would either be doing homework or listening to music.
In those circumstances Minho would turn back but one day when he saw Onew straddling Taemin on the couch, something burned inside him.
The stylist noona would frown at Minho's red face and immediately would start dabbing more foundation, while Minho’s fist would be white from clenching.
The next day Minho’s name would be found on anti-ontae forums.
☠:002
↪ Addiction | JongKey
"I don't know how you can stare at that screen for 20 hours straight." Kibum commented as he stepped into the bedroom and stared at the said lead singer of SHINee, who had was sitting snugly on his bed, laptop placed equally as snugly on a pillow.
"I did not. Its not. 20 hours-OMG NO WAY NOOOOO DONT DIEEEE!" Jonghyun shrieked as he furiously slammed multiple keys on his laptop. It was a wonder how they didn't all drop off.
Kibum stared wide-eyed as he trotted over to the elder's side and peeked at the screen. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Its starcraft. Duh." Jonghyun snorted, before clicking his mouse on the 'try again' button for the n-th time of the day.
Kibum wondered why that name was familiar, then suddenly it struck him.
"OMG KIM JONGHYUN ISN'T STARCRAFT THAT GAME THING THAT KYUHYUN HYUNG ALWAYS PLAYS? OMG ARE YOU ADDICTED TO IT? SUNGMIN HYUNG KEEPS COMLAINING TO ME! OMG YES YOU ARE KIM JONGHYUN YOU BETTER STOP NOW. I WON'T HAVE YOU SITTING AND STARING BUG EYED AT THAT SCREEN ANYMORE KILLING OFF NON-EXISTENT PEOPLE. LOG OFF NOW! I DON'T CARE HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND YOU GET TOOO ADDICTED THEN REFUSE TO EAT MY AWESOMELY COOKED FOOD JUST TO PLAY IT. NO WAY I WONT HAVE YOU DOING THAT KIM JONGHYUN!" Kibum screamed, as realisation dawned on him.
Jonghyun gaped, stunned at how Kibum could say all of that in one breath. But then again he was the almighty Key.
"Well, what are you waiting for huh? Quickly shut your portable war fighting machine off. Now." Kibum in his you-better-do-what-i-say-or-else tone, hands on his hips.
Gulping, Jonghyun realised that it was an important task to tell Kyuhyun that his boyfriend was complaining about him.
☠:003
↪ Smile | TaeJongKey
“Who took my pencil?!” Jonghyun screamed from his room, through the locked door.
Kibum rolled his eyes and made his way to the blonde’s room from the kitchen screaming equally as loud, “Yah! Kim Jonghyun! Taemin is trying to do homework!”
“Someone took my damn pencil.” The elder stood by his door frame, hands on his hips.
Just then Taemin came bouncing out of his room, with a pencil tucked behind his ear, flipping a sheet of paper with ridiculous looking x’s and y’s all over it.
“Lee Taemin! Give me back my damn pencil!” Jonghyun pounced on Taemin, grabbing the young magnae by his collar.
Kibum would then start shouting at Jonghyun, talking about how Taemin still has math to figure out and how Jonghyun was a brat freaking out over a pencil and how he was in trouble for swearing in front of the oh-so-innocent magnae.
And somehow or other in this process of Jonghyun trying to beat Taemin up and Kibum scolding Jonghyun, Taemin would flash his innocent, pouty and oh-so-cute-and-flawless face which could calm Jonghyun down.
Sighing, Jonghyun would walk back towards his room muttering about magnae’s and their ever cute smiles and how he had tried to pull that off before but failed epicly, only to realize he has said that aloud and the other 2 members were staring at him, gaping and trying to visualize the mighty bling bling kim Jonghyun trying to be cute and pouty towards some hyung. Woah. Scary. Scarring.
Kibum would then burst out into a never-ending fit of laughter while Jonghyun would groan. Another thing Kibum would tease him for life. Taemin, still holding that sheet of unsolved of math problems.
☠:004
↪ Strange yet beautiful | Onkey (from shinee prompt generator)
Lee Jinki. Stage name: Onew.
He, for one thing, is the epitome of all things fail.
He, for one thing, seems to fall down all the time
He, for one thing, trips over nothing and falls, for that fact.
He, for one thing, always gives that dorky smile that makes everyone swoon and squeal once he picks himself off the ground.
He, for one thing, loves chicken to death.
Kim Kibum, Stage name: Key
He, for one thing, is the epitome of everything perfect.
He, for one thing, seems to be able to carry off any hairstyle.
He, for one thing, looks manly yet pretty at the same time
He, for one thing, can do almost everything perfectly from maths to dancing to singing to rapping.
He, for one thing, is called the Almighty Key for a reason.
He, for one thing, always flashes that mask of beautiful smile that makes everyone swoon and squeal even though he is hurting inside because of his grandma's death.
He, for one thing, nags like your grandmother to death.
"I, Lee Jinki-"
"I, Kim Kibum-"
"For one thing,
-love you Kim Kibum"
-love you Lee Jinki"
forever.