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1.What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
Became a board certified pediatrician. Finished residency. Started another residency.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
"Don't kill anyone...directly" I guess I did.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Todd and Mindy
4. Did anyone close to you die?
The Reverend Kim Jong Ill
5. What countries did you visit?
I haven't left this town since I moved here.
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
More than 1 day off at a time. A place to live that's bigger than a room.
7. What date(s) from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?.
September 11th because that's when Osama Bin Jong Ill became President
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Passed that goddamned 8 hour board exam that I studied for forever.
9. What was your biggest failure?
I eat like a fat asshole instead of like someone who's not a fat asshole.
10. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
I have HIV
11. What was the best thing you bought?
The racing wheels for my bike make my life better than before. Replacement bike gloves since I lost the other ones, and this dope Batman game thats awesome.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
All my coworkers who have to plod through miles of bullshit every day.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My one coworker who decided to quit a week before christmas so now people have to work her shifts on christmas.
14. Where did most of your money go?
The stupid US government student loan department
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Moving to St. Louis. I got broken up with a month before I moved so I was all bent out of shape about that, but then a week before I got here I started to get real stoked, and now I really like this place.
16. What song will always remind you of 2011?
The Weepies - Be My Thrill. its catchy.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? way happier, but i was happy last year. i'm always happy.
ii. thinner or fatter? probably fatter ever since i moved here and lost my trainer and there's a steak & shake next to my girlfriend's house
iii. richer or poorer? The same. So poor. I WISH I WAS ONE O DEM GET MONEY BOYZ
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Eating so as to improve my BENCH PRESS what a fuckin' bro, man.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Telling people that their 1000 year old grandmother is a dead.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Went to Emily's family's house, and working at night. Here I am, at work, at night. Nobody get a stroke. I swear to god.
22. Did you fall in love in 2011?
Is this the first time I'll ever say yes to this question? wicked gay. but she's the best.
23. How many one-night stands?
Less than last year, and hopefully no more.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
New Beavis and Butthead. Psych. Breaking Bad. Fox and Friends
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
This one idiot med student just because he was stupid.
26. What was the best book you read?
The Four Hour Body by Tim Ferris. Some pretty good ideas in here. I need to listen to them and stop being a fat.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Joe Jackson thanks to Bob McDevitt and the weirdest karaoke night of my life at trashybar USA. and also I listened to all the Nerf Herder albums and they're still #1.
28. What did you want and get?
A really gigantic reflex hammer. An ophthalmoscope.
29. What did you want and not get?
More than 1 day off in a row.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
I saw a lot of shitty netflix movies that were terrible.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Emily took me to a weird italian restaurant and then we saw okkervil river. i was 29
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
If I was real rich.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
Middle aged shitty dude.
34. What kept you sane?
I'm sane already
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Ghaddafi was such a horrible insane cartoon. I guess I didn't fancy that but still.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Michelle Bachmann existing
37. Who did you miss?
Philly, Austin, and all you idiots.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Emily
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
Eat more fiber
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Aw skeet skeet skeet
Became a board certified pediatrician. Finished residency. Started another residency.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
"Don't kill anyone...directly" I guess I did.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Todd and Mindy
4. Did anyone close to you die?
The Reverend Kim Jong Ill
5. What countries did you visit?
I haven't left this town since I moved here.
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
More than 1 day off at a time. A place to live that's bigger than a room.
7. What date(s) from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?.
September 11th because that's when Osama Bin Jong Ill became President
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Passed that goddamned 8 hour board exam that I studied for forever.
9. What was your biggest failure?
I eat like a fat asshole instead of like someone who's not a fat asshole.
10. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
I have HIV
11. What was the best thing you bought?
The racing wheels for my bike make my life better than before. Replacement bike gloves since I lost the other ones, and this dope Batman game thats awesome.
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
All my coworkers who have to plod through miles of bullshit every day.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
My one coworker who decided to quit a week before christmas so now people have to work her shifts on christmas.
14. Where did most of your money go?
The stupid US government student loan department
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Moving to St. Louis. I got broken up with a month before I moved so I was all bent out of shape about that, but then a week before I got here I started to get real stoked, and now I really like this place.
16. What song will always remind you of 2011?
The Weepies - Be My Thrill. its catchy.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. happier or sadder? way happier, but i was happy last year. i'm always happy.
ii. thinner or fatter? probably fatter ever since i moved here and lost my trainer and there's a steak & shake next to my girlfriend's house
iii. richer or poorer? The same. So poor. I WISH I WAS ONE O DEM GET MONEY BOYZ
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Eating so as to improve my BENCH PRESS what a fuckin' bro, man.
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Telling people that their 1000 year old grandmother is a dead.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
Went to Emily's family's house, and working at night. Here I am, at work, at night. Nobody get a stroke. I swear to god.
22. Did you fall in love in 2011?
Is this the first time I'll ever say yes to this question? wicked gay. but she's the best.
23. How many one-night stands?
Less than last year, and hopefully no more.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
New Beavis and Butthead. Psych. Breaking Bad. Fox and Friends
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
This one idiot med student just because he was stupid.
26. What was the best book you read?
The Four Hour Body by Tim Ferris. Some pretty good ideas in here. I need to listen to them and stop being a fat.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Joe Jackson thanks to Bob McDevitt and the weirdest karaoke night of my life at trashybar USA. and also I listened to all the Nerf Herder albums and they're still #1.
28. What did you want and get?
A really gigantic reflex hammer. An ophthalmoscope.
29. What did you want and not get?
More than 1 day off in a row.
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
I saw a lot of shitty netflix movies that were terrible.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Emily took me to a weird italian restaurant and then we saw okkervil river. i was 29
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
If I was real rich.
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2011?
Middle aged shitty dude.
34. What kept you sane?
I'm sane already
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Ghaddafi was such a horrible insane cartoon. I guess I didn't fancy that but still.
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
Michelle Bachmann existing
37. Who did you miss?
Philly, Austin, and all you idiots.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
Emily
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
Eat more fiber
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
Aw skeet skeet skeet