Cthulhu Cleaner Jingle

[meltatum]

At quadrivium's Kaffeeklatch at Balticon on Monday, the idea of Cthulhu as a household cleaner product was raised (don't ask how - it's a long story). It was decided we needed a jingle, but one was not forthcoming at the time. As happens with my snarkiest stuff usually, it popped out of the back-brain a while later. Here's my take at a jingle - to the tune of "I don't want to grow up; I'm a Toys R Us kid"

You don’t need chemicals, get a Cthulhu head
Just hold it up and germs will run, it frightens them dead!
From rooms to halls to shopping malls
it’ll clean it fit for a god! Jihad!
If you want to go green, be really eco-clean
You gotta get a Cthulhu head!