Melznor the Christmas Lizard

[melsner]

This is an in joke that started with Jesse Means and Joe Marshall...

Melznor, the Christmas Lizard
had a very roomy sack.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it's whack.
All of the other Lizards
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Melznor
join in any Lizard games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Melznor with your sack so bright,
won't you fill your sack tonight?"
Then all the Lizards loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Melznor the Christmas Lizard,
you'll go down in history!