Terminator Salvation
I enjoyed the Terminator movie. But there's one bit towards the end that really struck me as silly... So here's my "script" on that bit. Heavy spoilers.
(Marcus wakes up, in white pajamas)
Skynet: I am the most complex computer system ever known, but I will now commit the classic flaw of revealing my entire plan in a monologue, for no particular reason other than maybe gloating.
Marcus: Angst!
Skynet: If you'll direct your attention, you'll notice that John Conner and Kyle Reece are in immediate danger. 30 seconds away from horrible death.
Marcus: I'm the only one who can save them! But first, I'm going to take a few minutes to change out of these pajamas and into some proper clothes. Luckily, I keep conveniently finding dead guys in my suit size. Even though I'm pretty much indestructible and could fight naked, I'd rather get out of these clean pajamas and put on dead guy clothes. Hopefully, humanity's only hope can fend off killer robots long enough for me to slip into something a bit more rugged. Oh good, it has that rotted corpse smell.
Skynet: How do I keep losing to you people?
(Marcus wakes up, in white pajamas)
Skynet: I am the most complex computer system ever known, but I will now commit the classic flaw of revealing my entire plan in a monologue, for no particular reason other than maybe gloating.
Marcus: Angst!
Skynet: If you'll direct your attention, you'll notice that John Conner and Kyle Reece are in immediate danger. 30 seconds away from horrible death.
Marcus: I'm the only one who can save them! But first, I'm going to take a few minutes to change out of these pajamas and into some proper clothes. Luckily, I keep conveniently finding dead guys in my suit size. Even though I'm pretty much indestructible and could fight naked, I'd rather get out of these clean pajamas and put on dead guy clothes. Hopefully, humanity's only hope can fend off killer robots long enough for me to slip into something a bit more rugged. Oh good, it has that rotted corpse smell.
Skynet: How do I keep losing to you people?