I thought this was hilarious. figured id pass it on
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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> D A M N I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
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> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
> you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
> they moved out.
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> ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to two days.
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> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
> before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
> prevents conception.
> D U M B E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
> in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
> the urge to flip off other drivers.
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> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
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> BUYAGRA
> Injectible stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
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> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
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> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
> to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
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> N A G A M E N T
> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
> irritation level as nagging him.
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>
> D A M N I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
>
> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding
> you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
> they moved out.
>
> ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
> unconscious for up to two days.
>
> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
> before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
> prevents conception.
> D U M B E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting
> in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
>
> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and
> the urge to flip off other drivers.
>
> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
> lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
>
> BUYAGRA
> Injectible stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency,
> duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
>
> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
> anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
>
>
> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager
> to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
>
>
>
> N A G A M E N T
> When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
> irritation level as nagging him.