Spolier? But Not Really... at All in my Opinion
"There is only one trilogy"
"That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending. "
Oh Randal.
"Clerks 2" was so much fun! I don't think I've ever seen a View Askew film in the theater so it was weird having other people around laughing. At some point - & I know this sounds dumb - I'd forgotten they were all there so when I heard laughter that wasn't mine, I thought, "They put laugh tracks in movies, now?" I'm an idiot. Oi. I don't think it was as good as the first one; the fact that it was in color threw me off although every commercial was in color. It's very "Gather Together in my Name" is nowhere up to par with "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," Maya! Oh the syndrome. But I like it. I also liked the massive list of all their myspace friends at the end. Did that ruin it for someone because that's not plot... eh, whatever. Who told you to read this? Jason Mewes looks much better after his jail time (and rehab?) and we all know how I feel about Rosario/Mimi/Becky so there's no need to get into that... although I really loved her hair & I saw her pinky toe. "By pink toe, do you mean vagine?!" Shut up, Kris. I could feel that coming from you. I wondered if she [Mimi/Becky/Rosario] did her heroin between the toes to avoid track marks. On another note, AB started football again this afternoon. I slept through his phone call. I've been having weird dreams. One of which was very Davy Jones-esque and there were dead people who didn't know they were dead...? IDK. Eh, I've got stuff to do. Signing out - Carrie
[Edit]: No football for the boy b/c other boys are slackers who don't show up. I accidentally slammed the door in the face of the pizza delivery guy. Chuck. I liked him, he made me happy. I forgot to tip him and had to scream to get him back. Oh that Chuck.
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. What can I get you?"
"I would like the King's Feast,"
"Is that two pizzas and two orders of bread sticks?"
"Did you say two pizzas?"
"Yes. Well, sometimes they change the names in the computer. Can you tell me what you want?"
I read her the items off the menu. Silence and then:
"I don't see that on here. Are you sure you're looking at a Pizza Hut menu?"
I looked down at my menu.
"I'm an idiot. This is Dominoes. Can I have all that stuff anyway?"
"That look was so gay I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to go for a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his cock. Now that would have been an Academy Award worthy ending. "
Oh Randal.
"Clerks 2" was so much fun! I don't think I've ever seen a View Askew film in the theater so it was weird having other people around laughing. At some point - & I know this sounds dumb - I'd forgotten they were all there so when I heard laughter that wasn't mine, I thought, "They put laugh tracks in movies, now?" I'm an idiot. Oi. I don't think it was as good as the first one; the fact that it was in color threw me off although every commercial was in color. It's very "Gather Together in my Name" is nowhere up to par with "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," Maya! Oh the syndrome. But I like it. I also liked the massive list of all their myspace friends at the end. Did that ruin it for someone because that's not plot... eh, whatever. Who told you to read this? Jason Mewes looks much better after his jail time (and rehab?) and we all know how I feel about Rosario/Mimi/Becky so there's no need to get into that... although I really loved her hair & I saw her pinky toe. "By pink toe, do you mean vagine?!" Shut up, Kris. I could feel that coming from you. I wondered if she [Mimi/Becky/Rosario] did her heroin between the toes to avoid track marks. On another note, AB started football again this afternoon. I slept through his phone call. I've been having weird dreams. One of which was very Davy Jones-esque and there were dead people who didn't know they were dead...? IDK. Eh, I've got stuff to do. Signing out - Carrie
[Edit]: No football for the boy b/c other boys are slackers who don't show up. I accidentally slammed the door in the face of the pizza delivery guy. Chuck. I liked him, he made me happy. I forgot to tip him and had to scream to get him back. Oh that Chuck.
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. What can I get you?"
"I would like the King's Feast,"
"Is that two pizzas and two orders of bread sticks?"
"Did you say two pizzas?"
"Yes. Well, sometimes they change the names in the computer. Can you tell me what you want?"
I read her the items off the menu. Silence and then:
"I don't see that on here. Are you sure you're looking at a Pizza Hut menu?"
I looked down at my menu.
"I'm an idiot. This is Dominoes. Can I have all that stuff anyway?"