Allen Bought Me Gummy Worms & that's all I've Been Eating

Mar 02, 2006 09:33

I think I did okay on my math test although I'm pretty sure my teacher puts in trick question because he's trying to make us all fail. He is what we cal a douche-bag. Say it with me: "Doo-shh Bag."
"Rent" on the lawn was cool. There was lots of singing - not just from Desderek. A quad of ghetto girls asked us all to calm that down. Then they proceed with the following comments:
"When dis movie gon' be ova? I'm cold"
"It's cold out herre"
RE: one of Maureen/Joanne's kisses - "Ewwwww. Uh uh!"
RE: one of Angel/Collins' kisses - "Ewwwww. Uh uh!"
RE: the committment ceremony - "Ughh, they got married?" & then "They only been married 3 seconds an' she already flirtin'"
RE: Angel's dying - "Oh my gawd, he had AIDS?"
RE: Mimi's death: "Uh uh, she dead?"
RE: Mimi's resurrection - "Holla back girl"
If there's more, I don't remember them right now. More importantly, these are the students USF is accepting & yet they won't just hand me a diploma. Holy hell.

My mom doesn't seem to care that her travel agent hasn't contacted me yet. Nor does she care that said travel agent had a ticket available and made no effort to contact me so I could actully buy it. Not that ticket has greatly risen in price and unless I want to pay a freak amount, I won't be going to Virginia this year. Crazy thing is, it wasn't my idea. It was my mom's idea; she said she'd pay for the ticket and everything. Then it became: "Can you put the ticket on your credit card and I'll pay you back?" and this morning she didn't give a fuck that I wouldn't get to go and suggested that I check cheaptickets.com. And yet I was surprised by her apathy because I give her the benefit of the doubt everytime. I guess they shouldn't give me a diploma. I'm a fucking moron, too.

quotes, sick

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